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GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS.
by Gerald J Tate
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Another silly little joke

Guy is lying in his hospital bed, just after an operation.

The head doctor approaches him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," he states.

"Gimme the bad news first," the man groans.

"We've amputated the wrong leg."

"Good God, no," the man shrieks. "Then what's the good news?"

"The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."

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Reviewed by Frank Bosworth	4/7/2008

Sad & sick...but funny!





Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan	3/16/2008

ha!!

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