Monday, April 14, 2008~

Dear Journal~

Mew! Mew!!  Oops, I did it again!!  I spoke Cat instead of Human!! When am I ever gonna learn??

Just call me stupid! LOL

Ricochet here.  I'm just a few months old, still as adorable as ever.  Had a most lovely evening:  got to nibble on some  human treats from the supper table (before Mamma got mad, that is!), and got to entertain the Company that came over.

I had the Humans eating out of my paw.  All I had to do was turn on the charm (and my Purr Machine), and they positively melted!!

We had some People from Africa come over.  They were Missionaries; guess they sell magazines and stuff.  They talked funny; I didn't understand them.  There was a Man, a Woman, and three smaller Humans, all Girls.  They were beautiful, and they seemed to like me, especially the smaller Humans.

All the smaller Humans wanted to do was pet me or hold me.  I didn't mind; as long as they were paying attention to sweet li'l ol' me, I was more than happy to oblige, purr my paws off! :)

I did get mad at Miss Diva--"Cajun".  She is still acting like she owns me, owns the house.  I don't know what her problem is, but I think she needs her "cat"itude adjusted!  She hissed at me again, tried to smack me when I got too close to her food dish.  All I was doing was walking by; it wasn't like I was going to try to steal her food!

And that stupid Puffball the Humans call a Dog:  MAN, does she ever BARK!!  She's little in size, but she has a big mouth!  She scares me!  I'd love to stuff "Cajun" into her mouth, to shut her up!! Her barking gets on my nerves!!

Well, it's late; gotta get to bed.  I've been up all day; am getting sleepy.  Gotta get my rest or I won't be worth a can of tuna in the morning.  Take care and until later, this is Ricochet purrin' outta here! Mew!!

~"Ricochet".