Willie was a busy farmer but he had a pain in his side. The doctor sent him to hospital to have a CAT Scan. He was terrified.

The nurse explained the procedure. "Now Willie, it is like lying on  a converor belt. You simply move along slowly and we have cameras to get to the root of your problem and then we can treat you. It''s a pain free proceedure. Simply one to diagnose your condition. Nothing to worry about."

"But I''m really nervous Nurse.''

"Well then, you can play your favourite singing artist. Do you have one?"

"Well, in that case I''ll have Frank Sinatra."

The following week Willie lay on the conveyor belt. He was ready for the operation. As he started to move forward, Frank Sinatra began to sing:

AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR......IT''S TIME TO FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN.....