Sitting on a park bench on a warm sunny afternoon is a very old grey haired man with wrinkly skin yet a contented face. A young girl approaches and asks him to tell her how he achieved a happy long life.

"Well, my dear I drink a bottle of whisky every day as well as three bottles of beer. I smoke 30 cigarettes a day and I get as much heroine as I can get hold of."

"Wow, that''s amazing. Is that what has made you live as long as you have?"

"Indeed it has."

"And can I ask, how old are you?"

"Thanks for asking. I''ll be 26 next week."