A weary husband arrives home after a demanding day at the office. He shakes off his shoes, he unties his tie, turns the TV on and calls to his wife to bring him a cold beer. "  The beer arrives. He says "Just waiting for it to start."

Five minutes later he asks for another cold beer and some nuts stating that he's still waiting fot it to start.  His wife dutifully arrives and hands him his second beer, this time without a word.

Ten minutes later he hollars through to the kitchen for another beer. His wife arrives with her hands on her hips, no beer is in sight.

"You think you can come home after a day's work and expect me to bring you beers, after the day I have had at the office, then the superstore and now the kitchen. You relax as if you are Lord Muck making me a servant, you are nothing but a lazy, thankless, disrespectful .....

" Its started!"