Funny Zipper Cock

The most horrible thingy
That could ever happen to a Cock
Is when he loses all his feathers!!
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Once Upon a while ago
Even that… was not that long ago
There was a man and his wife…(that’s me)
Who lived on a farm… Still do…
And a nice place… I must say!!
They had a cow and a goat (a few)
And about 60 pigs…
Some chicken…
And this very handsome Cock!!
Oh!! Yeah! … and… many dogs
But one - day disaster struck them…
But thankfully for everyone
The farmer’s wife was the clever one
Not that I want to admit that
But I think I am that wife see… he – he - he
Okay!! Lets get back to the story
One day there was this massive storm
And the wind was very strong
So it picked up everything on the yard
Even the Cock that was wandering around
And the poor thing landed up…
Into the blades of the windmill
And he lost almost all his feathers
But as he came down...
On his way back to the ground
The farmer came along on...
His Massey Ferguson
And … Agh!! Shame!!
The poor Cock landed on the fan belt…
And this was…
The most horrible thing
That could happen to a Cock
He lost all his feathers
Every single one he had
On his ugly… beautiful body
So the story goes
He... that’s the Cock
Was walking around naked on the farm
Swear he will never become a cross dresser
And the farmers wife… that me
Had to make a plan
Because it was time for the Priest (minister)
To come over for Sunday visit and tea
So I had to dress this Cock
And make him look respectable
So I made him an over-all
With blue denim material
With a zip at the front you know
A nice zipper… like a leather jacket
Just to get in and out of it
So while we where…
Having tea on the front stoop
Mister Cock had to come and show off
And priest started to smile
It’s the first time in my life I’ v seen this
He thought it was very funny
But that’s not funny
Have you really seen funny before
Funny is…
When a cock wants sex with the chicks
And he have to push her down with his on foot
And try to undo his zip with the other foot
That is funny