hope you get a laugh out of this short piece about how to turn the tables on braggers, idiots and trouble makers...all in fun of course! :)
Idiots, braggers and trouble makers sure like to be right
all the time...they also like to be loud, arrogant and annoying.
For the innocent bystander, here are a few tips on how
to handle these insensitive clods and beat them at their own
game...or not...its your choice!
1. Braggers like to "show off" their "stuff"! Stuff is nice
and its always new and shiny. The attraction of new stuff
is that nobody else has it yet. The bragger has one -up on you
and that makes them feel superior. Don't steal their thunder
by ignoring them. Revel in their arrogance, linger in their
shadow, and let them have their moment in the sun.
But, don't be a doormat. Just listen long enough to get your
opportunity to get in a zinger to put them back in their
place....
If a bragger, shows off his shiny new rings, Rolex, diamonds, or loose change, smile politely, bow in reverence and say,
"Wow!! My cousin won one just like this at the county fair.
Nice throwing!!"
2. Trouble makers like to get their way. They are loud, obnoxious and irritating...They usually do get what they want,
but they drag everyone else down with them! Don't let them
drag you down too!! If they want to shout, rant, and scream, go ahead and join them! The both of you will cancel each other out and the argument will turn into a silly screaming match...At least one of you will start laughing and then
it will be no point arguing then, now is it?? Good!! Laughter
usually solves most problems...at least I think so!
3. Idiots love attention...they will do almost anything to get it...
why not shine the camera on them and let them at it...If they
are mad at the world...Put them on camera and let them rant...
They will run out of steam and nobody gets hurt...Now sit
them down and let them watch themselves on tape...the
idiot will feel embarrassed at his own rant and that will be enough for them to not try that again!!
Its funny about people sometimes. The more you shine the
mirror on someone, the sillier they seem. Try not to
take these insecure people too seriously. They can't help it.
They need the attention and if they have the IQ of a flea
then that's what they put out. Just sit back and enjoy
the show! Just kidding!!!
4. The innocent by-stander does not have to be the victim of
these arrogant people. They can walk away or stay. If you
stay, you can turn any loud mouth around by just saying
three words..."Is that so?"
that stops them every time...
It both impresses and denies...and who can argue
that?
keep them wondering and just don't worry about it....
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