Alan shaved himself very closely. Then put Chanel for men perfume and smiled.
He showed to his mirror image the real man biceps, folding and unfolding his right hand.
His left hand big finger showed a sign of "you see!"
And pleased grin covered his face.
He will have a terrific sex today.
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Hannah looked on the wrinkle above her left cheek.
Or under her left eye? What would she call it?
She took some cream and began to rub it into the wrinkle.
Then massage it.
The bad boy went away.
Hannah sighed, because she had to do this procedure each day more and more.
Then her thoughts flew two hours forward and half a town away.
She's in bed. With a glass of wine in the left hand. Right elbow on the pillow and the hand under her chin.
His fingers touching it are the sign to put the wine aside…Ow..
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Lina decided to rest tonight with a book.
She chose a book of short stories. She did not care about the author.
There were no bad authors at her home, so she knew that enjoy, she will.
In the fridge, she found the last box of ice cream.
She took the last spoon and threw it away.
In the kitchen, she found the unopened bar of chocolate and took it to the sleeping room.
Suddenly telephone made a coughing noise and then continued to howl intently.
Lina answered, most silently, then with sweet smile said: "then come. I'll be here".
Her fingers played for a minute more on unopened pack of beautiful paper insides of which promised the eternal pleasure and then pushed it away and decisively stood up and went to prepare for the guest.
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Anatoly came to the town two hours ago. He did not know anybody.
Returning to the hotel was an option, but very uninteresting one.
He phoned to Mordy and asked for some connections here.
His friend didn't want to speak first, but after his wife went out from the room, gave a phone number.
Anatoly felt better now. He dialed and waited.
It was worth of it. At least id to decide from the voice.
It will be an interesting night, thought Anatoly and whistled for a taxi.
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This night should be very interesting for many.
But at ten o'clock, the main generator in the faraway electric station felt that it's too hot to work today and after some firework returned his soul to creator.
A few moments later another generator, angry that all the work falls on him, decided to make an Italian strike.
He turned and turned around but all the wire was torn from heat in many places.
A little by little the patch of black lightless night came to the town and covered it part after part.
At ten and ten minutes, the town returned many hundreds years back to the time of before light and internet.
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Taxi driver couldn't find the address in the dark and Anatoly just smoked his cheap cigarettes and thought about wasted evening.
Hannah began to yell hysterically - she was too afraid to be alone in the dark lift.
Alan couldn't open his electrical door and cursed the person who brought it here. Realising that it was he who did it, he began to make holes in the wall with his head.
Lina didn't care too much. She found in the darkness the chocolate, opened the paper very slowly, as if undressing her partner and began to lick it.
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