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How to buy a puppy for your child (3).
by Jack Kuperman
Friday, November 21, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     You decide to buy a puupy to your brother.

Your mother and father tried to buy a puppy to your little brother but didn't succeed.

It's up to you to do their job.

You decide to go to buy a puppy today.

You ask your brother to be ready in five minutes.

In meanwhile you phone your girlfriend.

Some time later (but still the same day) you say to her that you should go.

In the evening you look at your watch and understand that the shop is closed and decide to go there tomorrow.

.

Today is tomorrow.

You definetely want to go to buy a puppy.

You even reach your trousers, when the phone from your friend interupts your best intentions.

Sure, nobody expects that you will go shopping instead of preparing your home work.

.

Two weeks later you recollect that you promissed to your parents something.

You go to your diary to discover what it was.

There you find a phone of the girl you've met last spring when you were in Spain.

You phone her of course.

Three hours later you go to disco.

There you meet some friends and together you go to the home of one of them.

They have a good party.

A lot of beer. (Your age it's still forbidden)

Suddenly Somebody knoks on the door.

You hear the wisperring and understand that those are policemen.

Togerther with some other friends you jump through the window.

It's not high, so nobody is hurt.

All of youl run, enter your car and drive quickly away.

Three hours later, in another town you decide to stop.

You want to sleep but don't have money.

So, you promise to work for your sleep and eat.

.

.

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Three months later you finish to pay for youself and leave for the bus station. (The car was stolen on the first night, so driving in it ir risky).

The bus goes in dirrection of your town, but suddenly the tire blows

The bus begins zigzaging and stops. Large tree near the road is tha main stopper of the bus.

After two hours of walking, you return to the town and go to the same hotel for the night.

.

.

.

Three months later you finish to pay for youself and decide to return home.

On your way to the bus station, you meet the girl, whom you've met in Spain and decide to go there for a month.

.

In Majorka, you work as entertainer in 5-stars Hotel.

You don't  pay for sleep and eat.

You are paid.

The girl, with whom you came here is pregnant.

You decide to marriy  her and to become father.

.

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Two years later you decide to return to see your parents.

.

The first thing your little brother says to you, to remind that you promissed to go to buy a puppy.

You leave your wife and the child home, take taxi and come to the shop.

Your brother runs inside.

You go after him.

He is sad.

The puppy he wanted isn't puppy.

It's a big dog already.

But he wants a puppy!

.

You decide that you did everything possible to keep your promise, even came from Spain.

So you return home.

Let somebody else buy a puppy to your brother.

 

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