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How to buy a puppy for your child (4).
by Jack Kuperman
Friday, November 21, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Her mother.

 

 

 

Your daughter and her husband tried to buy a puppy to your little grandchild but did not succeed.

Even your other grandchild made movements of trying and just got himself a family because of it.

It's up to you to do their job.

You decide to go to buy a puppy today.

You say to your husband what he should eat for the diner and go out.

You return, open the fridge, show him everything he should eat and go out.

You return, open the fridge, take out your favorite sausage and conceal it inside lower parts.

You do not rely on your husband to leave it whole.

You go out.

Near the bus station, you turn and return home.

You write down all you husband should eat on the paper take a magnet and attach to the fridge.

You take your husband by hand and show him the paper.

You go to the bus.

You return, take your glasses from the table, look around and go out.

You return, tell to your husband what pills he should take, prepare them and put on the table near him.

You go to the bus.

You miss the first one because you are not sure that you remembered to close the oven.

You return, see that it is closed and go to take the bus.

.

You come to your daughter's home.

You ask your grandson to be ready in five minutes.

In meanwhile, you go to the fridge to see what they have there.

You clearly, understandably, just from motherly concern take out the stinking cheese and throw it into the disposal bin.

The same fate for that stinking moldy sausage.

You check the dates on all the products and those that will tomorrow or the day after be unusable, make their way to the bin too.

Just in case.

There were too much cases of dairy spoiling before the expiration date.

Why should you take risk?

You reach the ice cream department.

You find the fattest one.

Nod the head from side to side - is your daughter crazy to give such fat product to your grandchildren?

To ensure that this will not happen, you eat the ice cream.

You close the fridge.

You open it once more.

There is nothing more that you can do improving inside and you close it with sorrow.

You go to your daughter's sleeping room.

You begin to put things in their places.

You find the mini skirt.

You know that you do not permit your daughter to go out in mini, so it is not her of course.

Does it matter whose it is?

You throw it away.

.

Your grandson calls and says that he is tired to wait you.

You shush him that it will not take more than five minutes to finish.

.

In the evening, your daughter comes home and you complain to her that because her home was in such disorder you should work so hard.

Does she not pity her mother?

To make you work so hard !

You do not hear her, because you know that she always complains.

You excuse her nevertheless.

If mothers won't do anything for their children, it would be an ugly world !

You do anything your daughter wants.

But still, what does she know?

When she will grow, then she will understand you and will like to be exactly like you..

She will be sorry that she behaved so badly with you.

But you are not angry.

You will teach her how to live right.

You will stay here and teach her.

It is never late to teach your children how to live properly!

 

 

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Reviewed by Linda Law 11/22/2008
Jack... this story was hard for me to follow...altho it is entertaining; and it also has good direction for children....however...when is the kid going to get that darn puppy????? lindalaw
Reviewed by Bonnie May 11/22/2008
Beautiful write Jack, very educational and touching. Love, Bonnie

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