You think that you are stuffed with all those wrong girlfriends.

It's was nice for a while, but it became tiresome for you.

You want to find that girl who was in your dreams for the last year.

The only problem, you do not remember how she looks.

And you don't remember her name.

You decide to go to the beach to meditate about it.

There you meet a cool wet wind that came from the sea.

It clears your head from town's fumes.

You begin to see things clearer.

But yet, you cannot recollect your dreams girl's face.

You look on the sand being distracted by your thoughts.

Something is shining there.

You go on.

Could be anything.

Something makes you return.

Some inexplicable force pulls you back.

You bend over the place where you saw sparkling.

You begin to dig.

An old lamp is lying before you in the sand.

You take it in your hands.

Straight yourself and look on it.

You turn back, so that sun won't be in your eyes and look once more on the lamp.

It is so dull, all the shine gone with years.

You do not understand what it could be that shined in your eyes, but then see a little point of clean metal.

There you can see a beginning of a letter.

You begin to clean the surface near it with your finger.

Then you try with your shirt.

Then you throw the lamp on the sand as smoke begins to go out of it.

When the smoke begins to envelope your legs, you jump back.

After a moment, the smoke begins to get a substance.

Something resembling a ball.

No. Moment.

A head.

Without neck and anything down.

Just a head.

Then there you see a mouth.

It begins to speak, but you do not understand anything.

When nose and ears develop on it, the sound changes and you hear that somebody is calling you:

-Your desire is my order, Master.

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Fifteen minutes later, after you succeed to understand that the head is a part of Jinn and all it wants is the fulfillment of your three wishes, and after you begin to believe that rubbing your eyes doesn't make him vanish, you decide to use the first wish.

You ask for hottest girl there is.

And a moment later you see a beautiful girl coming your way.

She stops near you and begins to speak with you.

It seems that all her life she dreamed about you.

You believe that you are in a dream, but drift with it.

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Two weeks later, you go to the beach and call Jinn once more.

You explain to him, that just beautiful is nice, but not enough.

You want that she will be cleverer.

At least twice.

IQ130 or more.

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After a month you call him and ask that he will lower her IQ to 90

She makes you feel guilty all the time.

Guilty that you are with her.

Guilty that she could do better with somebody else.

Guilty that you asked Jinn to bring her to you.

You lose all arguments.

You just want less clever girl.

IQ90 sounds perfect.

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You return to the beach and call Jinn.

When he lazily comes out of the lamp, he asks you if you do not know to count.

Now he is not that polite Jinn who came out of the lamp the first time.

He is arrogant and you understand that he does not care about you at all.

Yet you try to convince him that he will make your girl speak less.

Hearing this, Jinn begins to laugh.

The sand around you begins to vibrate from this laugh.

Jinn spits and says, that it is one of the things he is not able to do.

He explains, that woman who speaks less would not be woman.

He spits once more and wants to go away.

With the last of hope, you ask him, that he will liberate you from the girl at all.

Jinn, stops, think for a while and nods.

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A moment later, your girlfriend passes on the beach near you and says to you that she founded somebody better.

You happily smile and go home.

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On your way there, you pass a pub.

The disappointment of the whole deal with Jinn drives you inside.

You sit down.

Order some jin (sneer on the thought about Jinn) and begin to drink.

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You hear somebody near you orders jin too.

You turn your head.

NOW you remember!

The girl of your dreams!

That is how she looks!

It is her!!!

You hardly can speak, as you feel that somebody glued your lips.

The girl sees it and smiles.

The glue in your mouth is dripping out and you feel that you can speak.

Very quickly you understand that she lives in the house near yours.

You could meet her, but were busy chasing mirages elsewhere.

Just looked in all the wrong places.

And thought that somebody else will help you to look for her.

Now, in spite of your "clever" thoughts about where to find the dream-girl, you have found each other at last.

You succeeded totally by yourself, without any help.

As you should try from the beginning.

You can stop your search.