Bowwow.

Bowwow bow bowbow wow!

Oh sorry.

I should write in Human.

I have forgotten that they teach it in your shop.

Well then.

There was a child who wanted to buy a puppy.

You.

He liked you from the moment he saw you.

You remember how he entered the shop and ran straight to you.

He wanted to grab you and hug.

But his father took him away from you to the bulldog's cage.

You do not know what happened, but the man began to cry and wave hands (did he want to fly?)

And the boy went out with his father.

You never saw him again.

It is such a pity, because you liked the boy from the moment he put his hands on you.

You liked him but lost him forever.

You will not forget him.

You never forget the first love.

Tou will never love once more..

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But life continues even without love.

A week later girl with her mother come to the shop and stand near your cage.

Then mother goes to the man whose purpose here is looking after your eating and cleaning and gives him some papers.

Then the girl takes you out and hugs.

She is so warm and smells good.

You like it and fall asleep.

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After some time you awake in new place.

If it is new, you have to check it out.

You begin to crowl and fall down.

Well never mind.

Somebody forgot to tell you that you were on the chair.

You turn yourself on the stomach and raise.

Then you run to the door, but get knocked down.

You raise and look around you.

You are perplexed.

What happened?

You do not see anything.

So you try to go through the door again.

And once more you are knocked down.

Crazy dogs and cats!

You try to stretch your paw through the door but something stops it in the air.

You go back and try to go through the door running..

You raise yourself, fell down, raise.

What hit your head?

What was it?

You go farther from the door.

It is preferable to keep distance from it.

How it bangs you on the head?

Well, let it bang somebody else.

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You see the girl is coming to the door.

You run to stop her from hurting herself.

But she does some strange things to it and goes through the door.

You carefully, paw after paw, try to pass through the door too.

It did not bang you this time.

You are brave now and give the door a good smack.

Ouch! It smacked you back.

You leave the door alone and run after the girl.

You try to catch her by her feet.

You jump, do not catch and fall on your back.

But it doesn't hurt because you are on the grass.

You like it and begin to roll over and over.

Suddenly you smell a wonderful stink.

You run to the place from which it comes and find a pile of horseshit.

Wow!

What an aroma!

You begin to eat it and then fall on it and roll.

You smear all over your fur.

It is such a wonderful game, to roll in it, roll and roll.

You hear the girl calling you.

You run to her and try to jump into her lap.

However, she closes her nose and cries to you not to do it.

You are perplexed.

Does she love you no more?

But still you lick her hands..

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After half-hour of shower, she hugs and kisses you once more.

You lick her ear, then nose.

You know that she still loves you.

You love her too.

You will find some wonderful horseshit and bring it to her.

You have found such a warm family.

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After nine years you find a dog-girl and after some time you are father to six.

You know that they will find some other children to make family to them.

You are sad.

But hope that they will have a good family like yours.

You tell them about the boy, your first love.

You tell them to remember to tell the boy, if they meet him, that you did not forget him.

And then your children go to other families.

Well, C'est la vie!

La chien vie !

The dog's life !