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One word joke.
by Jack Kuperman
Thursday, December 4, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     ISN'T IT?

 

-The Jew and Russian. -WAIT. NO GO. POLLITICALLY UNCORRECT.

-OK, the English and the Irish. -DIDN'T YOU HERE ME?

-Well, Indian and Singaporean? -NOPE. NO NATIONS. AT ALL.

-Okey. Man and women  -ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME? THAT IS EVEN MORE POLLITICALLY UNCORRECT.

-Well, Venusialain and Lunatic? -WHAT IS VENUSIALAIN? IS IT FROM VENEZUELA?

-No. From Venus. -LET IT BE. AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LUNATICS?

-It's just those who live on Luna. -AHHHM. WELL. CONTINUE.

-So, Venusialain and Lunatic are sitting  -NO SELLS HERE!

-But I don't sell. -IS IT TRUE THAT YOU SELL CHAIRS?

-Yes, but…. -NO BUTS. NOTHING. THIS IS CALLED PROMOTION. SIT. ON WHAT? ON CHAIRS. PROMOTION.

-Ok, they lay? -IF THEY WISH. BUT NOT TOGERTHER - IT'S PERVERT.

-Ok, they lay on the beds  -NOOO. THIS IS FURNITURE. LIKE YOUR CHAIRS. YOU ARE PROMOTING.

-Fuuuuuu. Well. Not beds. -GOOD.

-So, Venusialain and Lunatic lay on the beach. Is it ok?  -DID YOU HEAR ME SAING SOMETHING?

-Okey then. Suddenly Venusialain raises his head and says  -DO VENUSIALAINS SPEAK?

-Oh yes. Very good. And not only this, but they can speak Lunatics language. Without problem. Can I?  -WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? YOU STOP. YOU CONTINUE. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

-Where was I?  -HERE.

-No, not me, Venusialain and Lunatic. They are on the beach  -BY THE WAY, WICH BEACH?

-Does it matter?  -HOW DO I KNOW? IT'S YOUR JOKE. YOU SHOULD KNOW.

-No, it doesn't matter.  SO JUST SAY IT. THEY ARE ON DOESN'T MATTER WHICH BEACH. CONTINUE.

 

-You know what, tell yourself the joke.  -DO YOU THINK I CAN'T?

-I don't know. Can you?  -OF COURSE I CAN. HERE IT IS:  MEN.

 

-And? 

-THAT'S IT.

-That's it? That's the joke? Men?

-YES. ISN'T IT?

 

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Reviewed by Jack Kuperman 12/5/2008
I am totallllly (sorry, the finger stuck there) sobbbbbbber. (once more.)
Otherwise I wouldn't say that men are the joke (how unloyal to men this joke is! But I cannot but agree a lot of times. We are but a bad joke as against a totally perfect creature of women)
Reviewed by Linda Law 12/5/2008
Jack... I think you must have been drinking when you wrote this one...hehe... Venus? you are convincing me that you are nuts...hehehe... lindalaw

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