While working as a police officer many years ago I was called to a Pri-Mart regarding a trespasser. The business sat at the edge of town and was closing for the night; it was just after midnight. When I arrived, I was met by a distraught female clerk. She claimed a strange man wearing nothing but his socks had come to her front door, which was locked. When I checked the area I found the man hiding, unclothed still, under a large pine. I arrested the man and asked him why he did such a thing. He stated it was a prank for a friend of his that worked at the Pri Mart. He learned all too late that he'd gone to the wrong store.

This story and many others are in my book, Dreams In Blue: The Real Police.