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How to buy a puppy for your child (10).
by Jack Kuperman
Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     cousin

 

Your cousin asked you whether you can help to buy a puppy.

 

He told you that his family tried to help him, but there always was something preventing it from happening.

 

It is up to you then to do their job!

 

You decide to go to buy a puppy today.

 

 

You take on your shirt.

Find jeans.

Take another one.

Then change it once more.

 

Then return to the cabinet to find what to dress.

 

You take your shirt down, but feel too naked and close your covered in bra tits with both hands.

Just then you understand that you are alone in the room.

So you look on the mirror.

You stop breathing.

It's simply overwhelming!

 

What a beauty stands before it!

 

Maybe pound or two less would be better, but still what a stunner!

 

A quarter of hour later, you decide that you ARE perfect and decide to dress.

 

Another quarter of hour later you go to dress.

 

Then return to the mirror.

Just some more looking at this beauty!

 

Well. You drag yourself from the mirror but lose and return.

 

Some moments later (22.3 minutes, for precision) you feel tired to look on the same point and begin to blink.

The charm ends and you go to dress.

 

You once more go to dress.

 

You definitely go to dress.

 

When all this doesn't help, you whisper to yourself, that dressed, you look very beautiful too.

That dissolves the glue between you feet and the floor and the legs begin to move.

But the eyes continue looking towards the mirror all the way to the door.

Then you turn and go to the cabin.

 

You begin from the scratch:

 

Shirt - Hm. The most important as it is the base for the dress. Everything should accord it. So what it will be? The blue or the pink. Well, you decide that the yellow is the best.

 

Jeans - Wait! Why jeans? No. No. No! With yellow shirt you can wear only yellow trousers. But they make you look fat! So what to do? To change the shirt? You decide to take the black trousers.

 

Sweater - It's very hot outside, so you take the pink one and tie around your neck.

 

Shawl - you take this silk one and try to tie around the neck. If you only had a longer neck! But you don't have. That is clear, because after you tied the sweater, you cannot tie the shawl. You don't know what to do. So you take down both of them.

 

Earrings - First you have to drink some coffee because you became tired of dressing. With a cup in the hand you begin to chose. After 22nd you decide that the first one was the best. But where is it's pair? So you have to chose again. Very quickly, not more then 37 minutes later you put a pair.

 

Lipstick - red or pink or blackish? The blackish tastes best and so you take the red lipstick.

 

Blush - The forth time you put it, it's looks well. But the ninth is the best and you don't change it.

 

Eyelashes - Here is one, but where is another? You recollect that you put it on your coffee cup yesterday because they began to slide down. But alas, you have washed it in dishwasher. So you look for another pair.

 

Eyelashes colours - Should you paint them before putting on yourself or after? You decide before. But first you put blue mascara as the background on your eyelids. Then you paint eyelashes in black. Then you try to stick. But it goes bad on mascara. So you clean mascara. And as it touched the Blush, you clean it as well. Of course the lipstick is smeared and you take it down too. So it's much easier to do everything better. At least you know what colours each you want.

 

Necklace - You are almost ready. Just a necklace. Expensive and short or cheaper and long? Hard decisions! You end with the one you have bought last summer from your friend.

 

Nails - Yours or addings? But you recollect that you had an exam last week and at least one finger has been nail-eaten. You check it and found three fingers. Wow, it was very difficult exam! So now you have your answer and open a new envelope with nails.

 

Lacquering nails - All that time you thought whether to leave yours or put addings for nails, you shook the bottle with nail-lacquer. It should be ready for use. But then you begin to think that green does not match so good all other colours and go for bordeaux.

 

You are READY!

 

 

Oh NOO!

 

You have forgotten shoes!

 

SHOES!

 

Can you imagine that?

How terrible!

You run back to the cabinet and begin to dig in.

 

All the unsuitable pairs fly out and land in different parts of the room.

When the shoe-rain stops and the closet is empty, you realise that the pair you wanted to buy three days ago, well you did not buy it in the end, because there was a shoe-sell in another shop and you ran there to see if you could find something to add to your 32 lonely pairs.

 

You didn't buy the only shoes that could match all your other garment! You take your head in two hands and begin to check wall firmness by your forehead.

 

 

 

You cannot get out of the house!

Forget puppy!!

Forget your cousin!!!

You have a terrible grief!!!!

You have nothing to wear!!!!!

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