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Anatomy of success
by Jack Kuperman
Monday, February 9, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     What is success. ours or others'. What it consists of?

 

-Today's theme is anatomy of success.

The lecture will be in anatomy lab. Let's go there.

 

Come in please. Take seats four for table.

 

Now, please, one from each table come to me and take one success.

 

Put it in the water for 2 minutes so it will swell. No I don't mean become super well. I mean swell, being success with substance and body instead this flat success.

 

Meanwhile open the book on page 327 and read about the process we will be going through.

 

Now. Take out the specimen and put it on the table.

 

Make an incision from up to down. Open it. What do you see?

 

Yes, you are right, those are balls. Yes, there are lot of them. Do you see that the bigger the success, the more and larger balls there are? OK.

 

What we see on the left? Large heart? Sorry, change the specimen. It couldn't be success'.

Give it to me. You know, it's so strange. It IS really heart. Never heard about such a huge success with such large heart. Well, surprises happen. But it's rare.

 

What? You too have large heart? But you are not a success. Ow, you mean, your success has too a large heart? Strange.

 

What! Your success has it too? I cannot understand it. It's most probably something in the air that makes success keep a heart. It's against textbooks. There you can read in bold on white paper : "Heart or success, but not both. Don't even try."

So now what? We have to rewrite theories?

 

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Well, let's see here. Do you see it?

 

I mean, do you see all this dust and some stones? At the beginning it's always stones, each representing a difficulty, but as the success grows, it grinds them to dust.

 

And here, do you see bellybutton. And here one more. And there. As the matter of fact, the bigger success, more of them you'll find. And each one of them represents one parent. This one, for example has 13 parents. And this huge success has 52.

 

What more can you see here?

 

Yes, I know, yours is smaller. Change them. You see, now the one you have in your hands is smaller.

But it's only because we always see others' success as bigger than ours.

 

Well. Look for other thing inside your successes. And to the next week, learn pages 328-379 about kinds  of successes. Also pages 380-1455 about success stories and page 1456 about proved ways to achieve success.

 

What? You don't have page 1456? Strange. I thought that it's time somebody will write this damn page.

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Rozzy Diouf 2/10/2009
Success is purely individual and based on a lot of other achivements other than material possessions. Writing page 1456 will not make the process more successful. It provokes values on success. Thanks!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 2/9/2009
chuckling still...love it

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