I hear knocking on the door.
-Who's there?
-Me.
-Funny, very funny. Who is it?
-it's me. Muse.
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-What do you want?
-To come in?
-There is nobody here.
-There is you.
-I didn't invite you.
-Are you sure?
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-Did I?
-Yes, last summer, when you wanted to write the letter to that lovely lady, forgot her name.
-Yeh, me too. Wait. If I invited you last summer, why only now?
-Bad connection. The lines were out for two months and then I had to come to some others first.
-What lines?
-The lines of abundance.
-They do exist?
-Sure. Almost all of them initiate in the bank of England. But there are some other initiators.
-Ah, that abundance.
-Well, there are other kind of abundance lines too, of course, but lately they are hardly used, because there is very law demand.
-Hmm. OK. Understood that. But why you didn't come to me first? Why all others?
-They were before.
-Before me?
-No, before me. I saw them and stoped.
-Never mind it. So you can help me?
-Of course.
-Good, come in
Click, click #2, click #3+4, door bar away, and the Muse comes in.
-So what do you want?
-Oh, very important thing. I have to write a CV.
-CV?
-Yes,
-Oh,
-What?
-I'm sorry.
-What? What happens?
-You see, I am a regular Muse. Like Muse for writing the letters, stories, novels. But for CV, I myself use the CV Muse.
-Why do you need a CV?
-Everybody needs.
-But you are a Muse!
-Yeh, yeh. Did you try to live on Muse salary? It's impossible. I have to work other jobs too.
-Yes? What other jobs do you do?
-Like writing critics.
-Wait! You are making laugh of me.
-No, really. I mostly work as literary critic.
-Where did you work lately?
-In Local Quest paper.
-Mmmm.. (Coughing strongly)
-What happened?
-Is it you that critisized my story so much that my wife divorsed me?
-Did she really? What a clever girl. .. Stop! Stop choking me! I just did my job!.
-And now you come to me as a Muse?
-Yes.
-Why?
-I promise that if you will take my help, the critics won't be able to say something bad about your writing.
-So, this is the way Muse works!
