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Doctor Jim
by Jack Kuperman
Saturday, February 14, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Doctorring is improtant to everybody.


-Next.

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-Nurse, call Norman in, please.

Good day, Norman.

Ow, come in, come in. We don't have all the day, have we?

How are you today?

Lay there and calm down.

I will be with you in a moment, just will reread about last week meeting.

 

Hm, yes, hmm. Well, now I remember.

You cannot bend you legs. Let's see it.

Try to move it a bit more.

Very well. Now try to straighten.

No, not yourself, just the leg.

I see. Then it's a problem really. You didn't lie.

Sorry, I do believe you, but sometimes, you know..

You don't know? Then forget it.

I believe, though that it's some psychosomatic bend problem.

Why? Because I cannot find any real physical damage to your legs.

So, lay on the bed and we'll talk.

I understand that you have this problem for some time.

Today we will try the hypnosis to establish the real reason of your problem.

Calm down. Listen to my voice.

On count of one, you will get sleepy.

On two, you'll close your eyes and on three - oh, you sleep already. That was quick.

So, let's see.

Norman, you are 2 weeks back.

Please bend your leg.

Wonderful. So then it bended well.

Now, you are 9 days back.

Bend your leg. Ow, sorry, first unbend. You cannot?

Okey then. Return to 2 weeks back. Now unbend the leg.

Wonderful. Now back to 9 days before.

NOW try to bend your leg.

You cannot? Ha! You see. Now we know that something happened between 2 weeks and 9 days.

But when exactly and what, we will find the next week. As for now, your time is out.

So, wake up!

Norman!

Norman!

Ow no! Not once more.

Norman! Wake up!

Nurse! Come in please.

Elisabeth, how many times I asked that you woldn't move my notes from the table!

What? What? I didn't see the note with "give wakening explanation before sleeping orders."

Elisabeth, please take Norman to the unawaked room.

What do you mean, there is no room?

Ah. The room is full.

Then take him, hmm, to the warehouse.

And yes, before you leave, say the next patient to come in.

.

Good day, Adam. Didn't see you for a long time.

How are you? Of course bad, otherwise why you should be here?

Well, don't smile. It's doctor's only joke.

So…

I see, I see. No explanations are needed.

The door once more slammed on your ear.

I said you three times already that you have too much curiosity.

And eavesdropping is dangerous. You see what can happen!

Can I cure you? Sorry, Curiosity is incurable.

Ah, you mean you ear?

Of course I can.

Come closer and I'll pull it out.

Ooh!

You know, Adam, with one ear you look even better.

And take this one as a spare. If you'll need ever.

Sorry, Adam.

I am new on this work.

And don't use your horns on your doctor.

Okey, okey, not a doctor, just a vet, but still, don't use them on me!

Nurse! Help me!

 

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Reviewed by Linda Law 2/15/2009
Jack, you have quite a sense of humor... hugs, lindalaw
Reviewed by Felix Perry 2/15/2009
Gotta love it. Great tongue in cheek humor story.

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