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How to buy a puppy for your child (12).
by Jack Kuperman
Thursday, February 19, 2009

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     chapter 12

 

Your family tried to buy a puppy to your little brother.

 

But id didn't go too good.

 

As his elder sister, you feel responsible for him and decide that it is up to you to buy a puppy!

 

You want to go to buy a puppy today.

 

There is a little matter of your boyfriend, but you are sure that you can make him agree to drive you to the shop.

 

So you phone to him and begin the talk with the sweet voice.

 

You begin from afar, asking him about the weather, about his parents, about him taking his father car.

 

Here his voice begins to change to more metal. So, you add some honey to you voice. And the metal melts and your boyfriend is ready to take you to anyplace on this Earth.

 

That done, you  return to your girlfriends, asking to be updated about everything that happened during the long time that you didn't speak.

 

After half an hour, she updates you about every minute of those ten that you didn't speak and you decide to finish the call.

 

So, an hour later, you say buy and three quarters of an hour after this you close the phone.

 

You feel some emptiness, because you hardly spoke with your friend, so you dial another one.

 

After twenty five minutes, you close the phone, after you understood that it's the wrong number and dial once more.

 

This time you agree that dialing the same number will lead you to the same person, but what the heck. You try to find the common friends. When you cannot, you try to think which friends of your could become friends of the mistaken number girl. After this you check with her that you have no knowledge holes in the state of bargain sells this month.

 

At last, some two hours and a quarter after you phoned second time the wrong number, you reach "buy".

 

But only twenty seven minutes later, when your friend comes seventh time into the room, this time with a knife and begins sawing veins on his hand, you put the phone down angry on him for the interference.

But he doesn't care and begins to pull you away from the phone.

You look at it sadly, but then you feel the hot pulse of mobile phone in your pocket near the heart, and become calm. Not everything is lost.

 

.

 

On the way to the shop, your friend says that he doesn't know what parties there are today in the town, so it's reason enough for you to call you school friend and ask to heck through internet the information for you. The only problem, you have nothing to write on. So, making sharp turn, you go to the nearest stationary shop.

 

The nearest, according to your knowledge, is in the mall that you didn't visit this week yet. So you go there, phoning to all your friends to meet you there. And reaching it, you get a phone from Joan, that going to meet you she saw a sale in another mall.

 

All the phones to friends to meet in another place took les time than to reach it, so the last half minute you sit restlessly, not knowing what to do with your hands. And as if to make you crazy, your boyfriends doesn't permit you to touch him during the driving. You don't remember how you passed this last half minute, but it ended at last and you go to find some stationary to write down directions of night's party.

 

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After you've writen everything down, you decide to go to the shop to buy the puppy for your brother.

You look with round eyes on your boyfriend when he asks you "what brother?" and then recollect that you didn't call him to the car when you friend took you totally by surprise from the home.

 

 

So, it wasn't destined to happen today.

 

Maybe some other time or with somebody else.

 

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/20/2009
The depiction of girls telephone-slaves will get you a WWII bombardment that you wouldn't believe over your head.
So, friend, duck! ! !

Georg


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