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How to make a good password
by Jack Kuperman
Saturday, February 28, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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-Let's begin our new lesson on passwords. Last time we talked about what it is password and understood that it is not the game of passing the word from one to another (that is called the broken phone).

 

This lesson will be how to make good secrete passwords.

 

A good password is easy to remember ..

 

-I have it. I have it. "Password".

-I have too. "123456".

-And I. I want to tell too. Teacher, say to Jim. He doesn't let me to say.

-Jim! Stop it. Continue Molly.

-My password is "Molly"

-Well. Easy to remember is not all there is about the password. The word have to be difficult enough that others won't know it.

-Then "Molly" isn't good. I liked it so much.

-Well, Molly. You'll like your secrete password even more.

- Promise?

-Yes Molly. So anybody thought about difficult password?

-Like "ajfladfkrealklk"?

-Yes Jim. It's difficult enough. But can you say it once more?

-Ehm. I've forgot.

-That's it. Difficult for others but easy for you. Now, let's hear you!

-Like my birthday date?

-Not Linda. It's not too difficult to find your birth-date. Just enter into web and in a moment you will find it.

-Then what is good password, Teacher?

-Well. How about this "abracadabra2"?

-I like it. I will take it.

-I too.

-And I.

-Wait. Taking the same password makes it bad password. You have to think out your password.

-I take "abracadabra3"

-And I take "moly4"

-But if you say your password to us, it won't be secrete.

-Ah. Why didn't you tell this at the beginning?

And in silence the children nodded to themselves and smiled on thoughts of a good secrete password.

Only Jim was mumbling to himself "jim321, jim321, jim321, jim321. Nu, remember! jim321. It's good difficult secret word. I have just to remember it. jim321, jim321, jim321, jim321."

 

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Reviewed by Linda Law 2/28/2009
Jack... I enjoyed this because...like Georg says....little computer wizard kids can teach us all the tricks of the trade....yet...I struggle trying to remember my own passwords daily...get so freaked out because we have so many accts and then I forget what age I told them I am and then I can't get in...?? hehe. yesterday I had to put my date/year of birth in 9 times before I got in...now I can't remember which age I finally hit right!...so it goes... great write.. hugs, lindalaw
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/28/2009
They have a little gadget you plug in your PC port and write a letter, a few seconds of hysterical running and bong! no dice, you write a number and more hysterical seconds after and plink! you read the number 8 there and so fort until you have the password.
If you are a very rich hacker or a country's spy department you can afford to pay the 123.000 smackers it cost. But hey! I didn't said it was cheaper!
The author needs to be told that today's teachers are dinosaurs trying to introduce PC's mysteries to six years old computer wizards brats!

Georg


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