Hi. How are you?
Yes, I will drink some milk before the teaching.
Ah, candles! Do you think that they will stop electricity today?
Ow, I blush. For me?
Aw, so that I will see the eggs better!
I see. Thanks.
A lot!
Let us begin.
Where are your eggs?
You have bought 24 eggs?
So we can begin learning.
Where are they?
You washed them and then put them in the dryer?
What was the idea?
I see. How silly can I be not understanding immediately - to dry them.
Of course.
Very clever.
So how many do you have now?
Two and the rest got scrambled in the dryer and you cleaned it all the morning?
Good. Next time do not do anything you were not taught.
Okay, bring those two.
What?
You closed the dryer door on them?
Very well.
Yes, I will stop laughing.
In a moment.
Please, wait.
In a moment, I promise.
But I cannot do anything with myself, it's my tummy that makes all the laugh.
All the time I think about you drying eggs in the machine, I begin to laugh.
Good that you did not put them beforehand in the washing machine.
You did?
Another 12?
And?
I just want to know.
Aha. I see.
How much did they ask for the new machine?
It's too much. They still could have your old one and sell it to somebody.
I see. They could sell it only for preparation of Chinese soup. So what's the problem?
You say that eggs are already there. Then put some chicken, water, and starch and have a Chinese chicken soup.
Ow. You already did it?
Who was that genius that gave you this advice?
Your neighbor? I always said that she is good for nothing.
Another one?
Well, he too is worthless.
But now you could sell all this soup.
You put it on rinse… Aha.
So what do you have now in the machine?
Chinese chicken soup with taste of soap.
Interesting. And it stinks?
Yes, I feel it from here. I agree, buy a new machine.
So, do we have some eggs or not?
You've bought egg salad. Good.
And?
Sorry, I think that I didn't hear you: you want what?
To take eggs out from the salad!?
Wait. I don't know what to answer. I am just digesting the idea.
Tell me please, how do you propose to take eggs out?
To wash the salad on the sieve and eggs will remain in it.
Good idea.
Try it!
Yes. I see that the sieve has too big holes.
So, maybe you will go to your neighbor and ask some eggs?
You didn't return them those you took before? Why?
Don't answer. I can guess - you were too busy with some scientific experiments of boiling eggs in wash machine and dryer. Am I right?
Not just those two experiments?
What more then?
You went where?!!!!
Through the car washing tunnel with 12 eggs in your hands????
Without a car?
And you had to throw away your cloths because boiled eggs stuck in everywhere?
Oh my!. I cannot. Please leave me rolling on the floor.
I feel like doing it for some more time. Give me my phone. I want to tell my friends.
He he he.
I cannot stop.
My stomach.
Please stop making me laugh.
How? Just stop telling me how you tried to dry your eggs.
No, no, stop!
Well, I am out. We will try tomorrow.
But promise me not to use any machines.
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