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What Kind of animal are you?
by Elaine M Bagworth
Saturday, March 21, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Ever wondered if you are a dog person or a cat person? how about a snake or even bear?

What kind of animal are you?

Do you purr, when feeling great? Or do you bark to show offence? Do you snarl to fend off threats, or do you hiss to spell disgust?

Do you twitch or prance to show excitement, or do you slither with your snout in the sky?
Me? I love to purr, even when I bark I snarl and hiss to confuse my prey. To show I'm interested in you I could twitch or prance; sometimes even both. Those times I am a little confused.

I am proud, I have to say; so at moments of grandiose pretentiousness you may find me slither and snarl and bark. I am that confused.

I love Tom (Tom & Jerry), I love Jerry mouse too. Kaa (Jungle Book) is quite a character, but so too is Baghera. I'm no Mowgli, I do know where I belong, not with Wolves or Baloo or Louise (did I get the spelling right?)

So, that is what I have become, confused and lost in a world where animals run from Number 10 and scamper in and out of Capitol Hill, the Kremlin and other places where eagles won't dare.

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Reviewed by Susan Smith 3/21/2009
I'm definitely a cat person. Love the kitty cats.

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