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Smile.
by Jack Kuperman
Monday, April 6, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     273 words.



I went to the nearby town.

I had a business there. An urgent business. Maybe a new client. So I agreed to meet in half an hour, entered the car and drove away.

But five minutes before the town, I saw her! Or more accurate her smile.

Just as I went into the curve in the road, I sensed something that felt as Reflection of a light beam.

I did the emergency stop and almost found my face flat on the windshield. Then I felt as though somebody throws me back into the car's chair. Then the car stopped and dizzily I looked into the mirror.

Wow! There I saw the smile! What a smile. I felt that my heart is made of chocolate and it melts. Oh la la! What a smile!

I backed slowly until I came near her legs. What legs they were!! Oh la la!

I opened the door and she slid inside.

I felt that all my heart is melt but took some air and said: "You… Your… I…"

She put her fingers on my lips and feeling wings growing on my back, I drove off with the goddess.

After three minutes, she made me a sign that she wants to walk in the forest.

After I unglued her from windshield, (emergency stops can do it, you know, especially if you are unbelted), she smiled and ran from the car.

I ran after her.

And ran.

And ran.

And Stopped!

She was peeing on the tree standing.

STANDING!.


After three minutes, I reached my home and bolted the entrance door.

I recalled "her" smile and ran to throw up …

 

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Reviewed by Linda Law 4/6/2009
Wow...did she fool u! Yuck! That's what u get tho... hehe... good writing anyway tho......hugs, lindalaw

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