JASON: WELCOME TO ANOTHER EVENING OF POINT/COUNTERPOINT ON PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL KCQY IN VAN NUYS. I'M YOUR HOST JASON ROMANOV AND THE TOPIC IS 'EVOLUTIONARY REINCARNATION, FACT OF FALLICY?' SO NOW LET ME INTRODUCE MY TWO GUESTS WHO BOTH HAVE BEEN ON A PREVIOUS SHOW IN WHICH HE HAD A DEBATE ON EVOLUTIONISM VERSUS CREATIONISM, FIFI LAROUCHE AND DICK WESTON. NICE SEEING YOU BOTH AGAIN.......
FIFI: NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN JASON. SO DICK ,MY GOOD OLD STUCKUP OXFORD EDUCATED AETHEIST ENGLISHMAN FRIEND, YOU READY DO ANTHER 'GOD VERSUS NATURE' BATTTLE?
DICK: FIRST IT'S TO NICE TO BE HERE AGAIN JASON. FIFI, MY DEAR UNDERAPPRECIATED ACTRESS STRUGGLING WAITRESS BRAINWASHED RELIGIOUS FRIEND, I ENJOY SEEING YOU AGAIN AND LOOK FORWARD TO ANOTHER FRIENDLY INTELLECTUAL ARGUMENT.
JASON: (LAUGHING) YOU TWO ARE JUST SO FUNNY TOGETHER. OK FIFI THE TOPIC TONIGHT IS 'EVOLUTIONARY REINCARNATION' AND WETHER IT EXISTS? CAN YOU PERHAPS EXPOUND ON WHAT EVOLUTIONARY REINCARNATION MEANS TO OUR AUDIENCE?
FIFI: ABSOLUTELY! ALLRIGHT I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT WE ALL ARE LIKE FORMS OF SOURCE ENERGY AND THAT WE ALL GET 'CYCLED AND REYCLED' YOU KNOW, TILL THE END OF TIME. SO WHEN THE TIME COMES THE LORD'S GONNA SHOW MY ETERNAL SPIRIT WHAT ALL MY PREVIOUS PHYSICAL BODIES LOOKED LIKE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE MY CURRENT 'FIFI' LIFE. I MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE A GREAT ENGLISH PRINCESS WHO LIVED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO AND TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO I COULD HAVE BEEN SOME 'CAVEWOMAN' WHO WAS MARRIED TO SOME BURLY CAVEMAN AND WE MAY HAVE HAD TO FIGHT OFF THOSE MAN EATING SABER TOOTH CATS TO PROTECT OUR KIDS.....NOW AS FOR THE FUTURE SAY TEN THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW I COULD BE LIKE THE EVIL QUEEN OF A LARGE ADVANCED CIVILIZATION LIVING ON MARS OR I COULD BE A HAIRDRESSER WHOSE ANCESTORS FLED FROM A DOOMED DYING OVERPOLLUTED EARTH AND IS NOW CURRENTLY LIVING ON THE PLANET ZATORIS WHERE MY GOOD ALIEN FRIEND ALOCKI IS FROM................
JASON: (QUIETLY STARING AT FIFI, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH) FASCINATING.........A HAIRDRESSER LIVING ON THE PLANET ZATORIS...........
FIFI: (CONTINUING ON) MOST CERTAINLY........NOW LET ME ASK YOU TWO SOMETHING, BEFORE THERE WERE HUMANS
