It appears to be questionable when I was born, but for the record it was then and not the other then. It all came about when a traveller called God entered the universe, he seemed to feel it was a little empty, not much activity going on, So he and his son set about building, what at first appeared to be an enornous film set, with backdrops that would nibble your hearts away. Well it was me, Earth, I was the one that God and his son Jesus gave rise to. And if I might boast I was a magnificant planet with a totaly friendly population of beast, sea creature, flying creature, you name it I had it. Though for some reason, there were no people, at least not at first. The people appeared not long after, well severeal thousands of years after, apparntly it was all to do with God's clock, it runs different to your calculas.

Anyway, so the people appeared and that was all pretty good, until their family had a right to do, a murder. Well I tell you I was disgusted. It was a peacful relationship until those people moved in. Do you know they have done nothing but cause problems ever since. Even caused the place to be flooded out once, though I do not wish to be cruel, it did give me an opertunity to get myself back to a bit of self respect, but not for long.

Ever since some person called Nimrod it has never been a peaceful place, He built a tower, a ziggart or something, wanted it to go up to the skies, mad idea. No wonder all the workers went crazy at that altitude, they all became confused, did not understand each other. Ever since that day it has been chaos. God even sent his son Jesus to give them a wake up call, and what did they do? they tried to kill him, but he escaped.

Anyway my life has been a nightmare since those humans set foot on me. let me list some things they have done to me:

DRILLED HOLES IN ME TO TAKE MY OIL, MY OIL, THATS WHAT KEEPS MY BOILER GOING.

USED OFFENSIVE NUCLEAR BOMBS ALL OVER ME

DUMPED THEIR RUBBISH IN MY GARDEN AND IN MY SEA

KILLED OFF SO MANY ANIMALS AND CREATURES

AND TO TOP IT ALL THEY HAVE RAISED MY TEMPERATURE SO I AM IN MELTDOWN

AND OH YES, I AM INFESTED WITH POLLUTION ALL BECAUSE OF THEM.

Well I dont know how long this can go on for, but God has told me his son is in charge of a massive clean up, apparantly he has warned them that 'He will bring to ruin those ruining the Earth.' All I can say is dam good job too.

I want to live not become a dead planet, here's hoping it will come true .