A man discovers the pleasures and peril of unkempt toenail hygiene...
The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails
by Mark A. Rayner
Leonard was an unrepentant toenail grower.
His was a hidden pleasure, a diversion that bordered on a psychosis. It started idly one evening, before he changed out of his work clothes. His toenails had grown past their usual length, and one of them simply slit open the sock.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
