I wake up in the middle of the night and see a light outside my window....'BURGLARS,' I'm thinking to myself.....Marissa'a visiting her folks in Chino......So I'm by myself.....Biff my boyfriend's apartment and Ken my manager's apartment are on the other side of the complex.....I could call them or I could call the cops but that's OK....I'm a tough girl  from the Midwest, not one of these 'wawa' California girls who are afraid of the dark and need to have somebody do everything for them.

I grab a baseball bat from my closet, it's an autographed Ron Santo bat.  Father got it for me as a gift because like me, he's a die hard Cubs fan and can't believe that Ron still isn't in the Hall of Fame.  All I know is if that 'thief' gets into my apartment......well...... HE'LL BE UNCONSIOUS IN TWO SECONDS FLAT........