# 1
The Magic Carpet Ride Type Guy:
Age 28-49
This guy, he’s incredibly handsome strong and tall, much of an out spoken person, and exceedingly arrogant. You may find this in malls, hotels, men shops coffee and teashops. He will emerge out of know where, and definitely looked upon your mind, for that reason he's probing for his Princess and never let you forget that he belongs to a tribe. Arrogant, I have mention; he would ask you for a date and dinner out. After that, he might suggest, you have taco with him. After, the meeting, I replied, “How do you know I like Taco’s? Yet, arrogant he replies, I know! In some of occasion, you might say yes. By all means surely you’re already spoken for him, that soon you will be his wife. Oh my Prince you may reply. First of all, you will vision the magic carpet ride, the Prince and Princess, and, next you see yourself traveling on the back of a camel in the, blistering safari desert in Saudi Arabia, then far east in the mountain off to Iraq to meet his folks in tints, viewing the Arabic dancers and next to welcome your homecoming at the huge palace. After that they might suggest that, you dress in their custom, and eat what they eat. Except you really don’t know what to say to him, and just maybe once or twice, you spotted him in his native clothing.
# 2
The Sports Type Guy:
Age 33-64
He’s the kind of guy, and seeming, appallingly good-looking, and terrific pair of legs, a polite gentleman. Dresses wearing the works, unrestricting fitting clothing, and carried a pocket pluck of untied dollars, letting you know he has money. You may find him at a golf course, casino, playing cards, and Clothing shops. He’s a good catch. This guy takes you shopping, perfumes, and lingerie; he had a notch for “Red,” and eats out occasionally, but rather brings you food home. He know everything about, sports and love golfing, he carried and have two expensive golf bag’s, one for about the city, and the other one he takes out on the golfing trip with the guy’s. Other than he always reminding you that, you are magnificent, and he’s remarkable in bed to keep you hanging on, and plus, he’ll remind that no one have front roll seat at the NASCAR Race, and NFL football season. Why go out? Except you’re praying, that the football doesn’t come out of the large television landing, you on the face. After that, it’s Indy 500 car race, and “Oh my God,” boxing, what a bloody tour. While, you have frontage seats, right on his bed, except, one thing, lying, there he’ll never take you to one. “Right he may reply, about the sport!” You will learn this just in a few days, and perhaps a month or so, if you are slow in the mind he might, have you stringing on about a year, begging, and married possibly out of the question. “But”?
# 3
The Internet Billionaire Type:
Age 48-64
First of all he’ll tells you as regards too oneself. Or just, he might be probing the Internet. He hated that you interrupted his meeting plans, and exceedingly precise with remarks. You may spot this one, in the Forbes magazine, at Business seminars, or traveling first class, except he prefers his private jet. He is merely own, 50 Global companies about the world, in Ireland, Asian, Russia, the United States, and other countries. He definitely describes himself well; he’s a tall 6’1 blue eye man so that you will know him when you see him. He loaded, wealthy, and desire to know everything in relation to you, except is he real? This guy will always keep you thinking after a month of chatting. First of all, he keeps you hanging on, chat line, and soon they’re an interruption, “Just a minute he replies,’ and an important person, began to pronounce the, “Married Proposal,” and that you are going to married an exceedingly influential man. Should you except? Astonished, you except. After the proposal, he next, replies I see you soon. How soon? Later, you send a photo of a Supermodel, and tried to explain, you might look, similar to her, and you will send a picture of your self later. Is he real, you question oneself? Later you found out he’s dating a Supermodel, you sent a picture of, and he has to be kinky, because she is. Well ladies there are lots of Internet fools, and billionaire during nothing with their money, other buying awfully expensive homes they will never live in. Factual, there are about real, twenty-eight bachelors that are Billionaire’s, I tell you no lie.
# 4
The Adventure Type Guy:
Age 55-69
This guy, he’s intellectual and have a elevated sense of humor sort of mainstream and he dresses in suites, and you’ll find him at Election, City-Hall, all sorts of meetings and keeping up, with current news, and city reviews. One thing you don’t have to be afraid of losing him, he’s not one of those cute guys full of oneself. On another occasion, you might spot him in a jam-packed place at a Recreation parks, photographing the people in his relaxed roomy safari clothing. He take’s you out to eat; however, he merely eats a bit, and always carrying his own jug of juice. This one keep you thinking, well he great. Except, finally when he takes you to his, place, you step in and come into view, that you have travel to a bush land, and met up with a Voodoo African White King, in a tropical setting. Somewhat you just, visit the animals, of Wild Kingdom, or stumbled across the Red light, district, is he “Kinky?” Your first, instinct and desire is to run and scream, although the thought of you being a prey for him to catch, and become another tropic on his wall. Wow, now you are wondering that the, people he was outside photographing was a tribe, of African descendants living in the bushland, herbing animals for his photo collection. He’s the merely the only child his mother and father, reared. With no doubt he can be dreadfully sarcastic, as a Mr. know it all, and especially, in his pass time he spends elongated hours writing, and blogging, to people he doesn’t even know on the subject of current events. Somewhat annoyed with his, mother since she’s fond someone younger to help her, whom drawn her attention, while on the other hand his family actually doesn’t know where in the hell he came from. Out of the blue, a reply to your self is this same guy, which I met at City Hall, or is he living in a safari hide out and descendant bondage from African Land.
# 5
007 Type Guy:
Age 27-35
Watch out he’s dreadfully gorgeous, and extremely sexy. Polite, he’s affable to be with, and had a million dollar smile, give the impression of being a fashion model out of a magazine. Neatly, he dresses in black; graceful he gaits the Berlin type secret spy with a pistol name, and somewhere a hiding “Black Italian Marserati,” car. A credit card is all he carries, and plus he adores strolling, since in Europe it is a ritual hanging about window-shopping. His type of places you might find him, living in England, Western Europe and of course he comes from money a Millionaires, son. Yes, sex, another James Bond, he adores women, or just you. This dashing guy, he up at the crack of dawn for coffee, and breakfast he may ask you to join him. Okay, partner, he may reply adorable listener and talker. Coffee and breakfast is on me, he might reply. Render speechless and next you go with him and seated somewhere in a small café, and bar in Berlin or Canada. Once again, he’s gazing at you, and he has this fervent affectionate bond toward you. Off to the flea markets, yard sales, bars and house hunting he doesn’t mind going. Even, if, you are an older, than he would be amaze and making sure that you are exultant together.
Wait a minute, it two beers, for him, and maybe a soba for you. Next, you’re on the way to a movie, and innocently ask for a kiss. A stop at, the nearest store, twelve pack of cold beer, and again, a fruit juice for you. After, that you both returns to his place and surprising you find out, he breaks into the window. Dumbfound, I said 007 did again. You are not for sure, is he a thief?
Come in, he replies.
Go head he’s not dangerous not yet. Truthfully he’s arrogant, and okay, he not very tidy in the home, bed was ruffle, but he not nasty at all. Perhaps there may be loose pictures situated on the floor, no food in the frig, only cold beer, and empty liquor bottle left out, definitely he need your help. Or he and hide away alcoholic, and later, he chats and opens up to you. Well, for starter, he’s a Gipsy child, born in a car, and hitch hiking about countries and states. You find out, that his real Father is one-man band, except he has two fathers; the Millionaire is his stepfather. Eventually, he replies, that he doesn’t have a lady friend, and his desire was to return too Berlin or Canada. He doesn’t mind his friend roughly around you; but a bit jealous. At, last he said it! Women loved him, and a few men approached him as well. Great, you would say, and you don’t know if he’s gay. Then you ask him the big, question. How many you have, all together. 200! Wow 200, men and women? No, women of course he replies. That was a release. A few months later, and startle, you don’t recognize him, but he, definitely, still gorgeous, and that smile of his could, merely whack you off your feet. Yes, of course. Okay! He drinks too much. Well Ladies this one is a doll, but you have to be careful were you lay, or trying to keep up with him, except his aim, his not leaving you dangle, plus, he’ll never forget a face, surely there a “Phone.”
# 6
The Vendor Type Guy:
Age 44- 54
Well this, one he’s a typical dresser, might he be Italian or a descendant from a Latin country, sort liberal guy. He’s so salve, handsome, and a superb talker, and dresses, sporty and can sale merely anything, to anyone if it’s a café. Takes you out for dinner, and might a movie, it about the third time you, you see him, so you go to a parade. You will parade about the city; soon you off too visit the museum. He leaves town, of course he doesn’t live in the same city and he calls continually, and talks nearly the places he get a hold his coffee. Like Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, and Columbia, that sounds fantastic. You just about taste, and smelled the aroma of the coffee, sitting in Brazil having a cup of latté. Later he, call, let’s have coffee it’s on me. Okay! Great, he’s a terrific guy. Once again, he calls and leaves a message, and you’re not available. He calls again. Finally you get a chance to speak, and he replies, where you have been, I came down to get you, and since you were not available he’s moving to Mexico. Too buy more coffee, you reply? No I’m getting married he replies. You miss out, and he was the best. Oh, that’s just great. At last, it was good-bye. Now he has you sitting drinking coffee, by yourself.
# 7
The Winter Wonder Type Guy:
43- 55
This guy he’s intelligent and sympathetic most of the time, and of course handsome. Definitely, he could be, spicy with the last name he carried, Russian, the Castle guy. Going out to lunch with him, could be and exhilarating and perhaps a glass of brandy or sherry when he had the time. Afar from doubt if one could see his face, a splendid one. He draws you attention, in public places, and you can meet him, in a Library, College, or nearby the Police department shuffling papers, or just hiking with a back sack. If he says let’s have coffee. Do it. He’s right there on time, and he will always be on your side, and quite open-minded, to suggesting when needed. He find your conversation enticing, and he’s a wandering guy, and his desire to return to Maryland, or England or somewhere the season is frosty, and hoping that you can join him. Next you’ll be asking yourself. Did, I or didn’t I married him?
The snow is quite breathtaking, seeing the estates, or castle during the winter and the galloping horses on sleigh. Yes he had mood swings. He’s quarrelsome, and have disagreements with his relatives and hoping that you are partials on his side, if not watch out, he think you’re being a this obedient woman. All of a sudden he becomes, this overly, seriously protective husband, the one that would lock, in the home and take the keys, and never return. This one will show a great outside job, and leave there, in the mid early 4:30 in the morning with and attitude. Never talk about your X-spouse, while he’s driving, you might interrupt, his thoughts unless he’s in an enjoyable mood. Well look further; he’s the one that definitely keeps you questing. On the other hand never change, you mind with this guy, he changes like Doctor Jylle and Mr. Hyde’s.
# 8
The Hotel Hopper Type Guy
Age 33- 47
He’s a warm, and upright tall all American guy. He’s clean, and tidy as a pen, and love’s cooking and could be a first-rate Chef. He takes you to nice restaurants, especially steak and Italian. It reminds me of “Lady and the Tramp,” the Waltz Disney movie of two Dogs’ dining, at Tony’s Italian Restaurant. What a love story. I’m lady, lost leaving her beautiful home and he’s Tramp, vagabond running the streets. First, you landed, in the hotel, the Governor Suite, first-class breakfast, swimming pool. Panties, and bra is fine for swimming he said, except he would buy you a bathing suite but he doesn’t have time. He will give you the--- Money and say, I see you later dear. He will take care of you. Hey this guy, he’s enormous fun and he was amusing at times, a bit jealous, but the great thing he a protector, and desire nothing from you, except being a buddy. Then you move on about to smaller places. Except, his life style could be dangerous hiding, fighting and eating out with him, in the hotels, and next he changing his jobs. Perhaps, the police may spots you think that you are thieves, or trespassing. He passing you on to protect you from harms leaves you in a woman shelter. And, next you see Tramp, vagabond friends hanging out and you find the seductive sexy female dog that loves her hair, and stayed with her. You say to your self, hey I’m not one of them I had a home, “What happen, it seem he only desire a small attachment, to life, and next he departing again. I suggested he might not be the guy for lady, since he’s leaving. On the other hand, he never left, merely thinking something up your sleeves. He, gone for a few months, and the next time you sees him he riding a bike and has a job. Hey, sweetheart, you want to go out for lunch. Surprise he’s still here or there, he had never left. Just as you two was still dating.
# 9
The Brawny Type Guy:
Age 48-54
Well, this guy, he is all man, brawny and tall. Perhaps he may look a bit run the mills type. Italian, and Jewish, from a German breed, he dreadfully, firm muscles and like walking. He’s daring and sexy Jewish, and once a male stripper, and a catalog model said. It seemed that he loves finder things out of life, Costly jewelry, clothing, and Antiques, Goodwill Stores, and a Biltmore Estate guy; he would take you there, if you allow him. He will find you irresistible, and he’s hoping you feel the same about him. A downright cooks and loves to feed you, a bit witty and glumly at times, except he’ll stay by your side, and take care of you day and night. He, always, tries to hold-up to responsibilities, suggested to proposal in married if you allow him. His promises are genuine, and are devoted to chat about God. If you enjoy an enjoyable conversation this guy he’s good at it, giving magnificent ideas when he’s not in his mood swings.
Hold, on to you seat, because you just met Paul Bunion, and if you can stop him from eating, you’re doing great. He’s in enjoys fishing, after that, you have to listen to him about his dearest, only mother in Florida nearby the ocean and the clothing she buy him, and her favorite cookies, and that you could never bake. Plus he’ll remind you that he have the recipe. Catching fresh trout, gorge of fried food will be frying in a pan on the river, since he loves to eat and, “holly cow,” down the river white water raffling thrills him; it seemed as you just visited Silver Springs, Virginia in the Mountains. Next, he takes you to his Uncle log cabin, beneath wooded area nearby a river, were you can find Black, Grizzly bears that may frighten the hell out of you. Well he may say, we have to chop wood, for the fire and then you will be seated with him, watching him and his Uncle, gulping down moonshine, white lighting liquor, and jack ripple – spitting tobacco if your stomach could bear it. To conclude you may have to take a hike, back to the cabin, and spend bathing in a hot-tube too release you stress, from all the food that he may have you devour. Next you find out he a biker, the “Harley Davidson,” loves loud rock music and he may steal or stolen a bike, and leave forever, given up his life and his black loving cat. He’s a hell raiser, and love to smoke pot, and his horrible mood swings. He will throw you out, of the house, and later forgotten, thinking, you left him. Is, he crazy or what? First, you may say, “did you say witch’?” or Bitch? He’ll say both about all women. A women hater, or is he a rebel? You will never know. Later, he may call long distance, from somewhere, and ask did you miss him, and he love you. Oh, the attachment is strong, after all, he still loveable, so don’t try to leave him except you will think he became one of those mean as grizzly bears trying to hold on to you.
# 10
The Business Type Man:
53 -64
This guy, he’s merely perfect, and fit for the sitting; extremely gifted, finding him is not hard, since business is his game. He’s tall, and polished; stride an upright holding his head in a superior manner and exceedingly gorgeous. His speeches are untouchable and have a passion for writing, and business plus always he like, when you and him have a high quality conversation. With his dashing smile, and flamboyant eyes, he’ll catch you staring, and watching as you bat your eyes in another direction. A GQ, dresser, designer suites and he carry his, bankbook, and cards in a special folder, never letting you view it. You might notice, this one, owning a Newspaper, or Firm, and seated in his elegant office, glazing out of this outsized windows or he perhaps would likely appear on the cover of Fortune, and Forbes magazines, or you can catch a sight of him driving an Aston Martin Vanquish, straight from the car show. Fine wines, are his obsession, and traveling to exotic countries, such as Japan, India, South Africa, Bahamas and Brazil for vacations, and of course he wouldn’t let you miss Europe for nothing. He would pamper you, the works, so don’t let him go. Plus, sit back you will simply see him dress, in casual linen, for a resort, and yachting when he takes you to the finest restaurants on the ocean, and to the masterpiece of music he would enjoy out. Sex had no boundary, he adores you in black, and he preferred it. Except let’s stop here, he could be dangerous as a Vampire, turning you into a Vamp that’s, taking back in the 1920’s and 1930’s during the time where men and women wear hat’s, and men who where powerful, and carried guns, the Mafia family. Next, you find out the time, zone is beyond you seeing his dead relatives. But he have too have the introduction meeting his padre his, “Godfather.” He has a sharp tongue like a knife, and he could be awfully condescending at times, not letting you put in a word, and always reminding that he’s the man. Why not, he owns the dam business, and he’s the boss!
# 11
The Lost Sexy Type Guy –
Age 25-30
Everyone loves a, “Sexy Guy, he definitely gorgeous. He carries himself like a “God,” or “Angel,” sent from heaven. Look like one of the character that you read in a romantic novel. Apart from sexy, his body has tone, and curves that your desires are too touch once you’re alone. He the type of guy, sex, had a margin, except he’ll take you to your brink. He’s lost, you may find, him wandering about, he’s from Scotland or somewhere in England, a greatly royalty family. He’s an heirs, and attended private schooling, and splendidly, and well manners, he is taught the influence or words, money and possibly shows consideration for others. Don’t ever think since he’s sexy, he’s not intelligent. Yes, indeed, brilliant, refined a walking manuscript. You possibly could find him in a bookstore, coffee shops, and Fine Crystal shops, and following that, in an accepted men-clothing store. Take you out for fine dinning, and wine tasting, and off to the theater to watch, “Ballet,” in Russia, and if it is around Christmas, the “Nutcracker,” on ice. He will show enormous affection toward you, and will fall profoundly in love, and if he’s poor definitely he’ll do the same.
Almost like sitting, with the Royalty and Billionaire’s families, if you can get him, and his twin, brother, and sister back together. Sister, yes except not of the same shade (race), rare twins, he’s white, and she’s black, and he’s white it is three of them. He had an obsession with her trying to recall their youth, and he may go back to high school, and that’s a No, no. For second, he almost sounded like the perfect “Angel,” nonetheless ladies, he loves smoking “weed,” and “surfer,” skateboarder type of guy if you could get the boy out of him, he’ll be an awesome man, or perhaps husband. Sweat heart you just hit a title wave, with this one, and the water is over you head, and his, and just maybe you both will go under. He changes like, day and night. The next time, you spot him; you may not even recognize him. Then, all of a sudden, something else surface, and his secrets are revealed, he leave you alone, hanging on, since he forgotten, were you live, who you are, and he doesn’t even remember himself. You or he must also struggle with the taboo and forbidden love of his dangerous Multi-personality, and his sister, and brother. Girls, look, seek but you can’t find this one, possibly he will resurface, like a Vampire “Smile”.
# 12
The Idea Companion Guy:
Age 23-33
The charmer, he’s awfully polite, all American, type guy, tall and slender, and out going. If you like a bit of tittle-tattle, he’s definitely and outstanding talker. He straight forward, and never desire you to cry, and be alone. Shopping is a must, designer wear, sporty. A flat large screen television, a new computer, desktop, the best digital phone the works, and maybe a house, two sport cars, “Wow,” and you if you come you two can have children. You might, and he would take you to some places like Virginia, CA, Seattle, he’s a traveler, and he will visit Mexico alone saying, don’t worry sweetie, I will be home some.
Yes, he has it all. Hey, you would never, miss an updated, and recent movies, software’s, since he’ll already have it for you. One great thing he adores you, and loves to cook, listen and gossip about everything, you little heart desires when you are feeling down. He, soon take you, on an outing to glance at wedding ring, or some sort of jewelry. This one you may spot him on a City bus, in the, malls, colleges or perhaps he’s buying clothing, or in an Electronic store. Oh, is he’s fantastic, and an ideal companion. Somewhat, you are still trying, to figure out if he’s a day or night person. Until you bring a guy friend home, and the whole thing changes. He leaves you, and gets another place, and next invite’s you over. After all, he may need his space, but soon you find out he’s chatting with males on the computer, invite them over, and leave you standing.
Later, you will find out, he’s a Drag Queen, cross-dressing, even a male prostitute, or at the club for money and wearing your dresses if he can fit them. The ring you thought he was buying its for a guy, you don’t wear a size 7 ½ to 10. Then he runs about nude about the house, and coloring his hair blonde, putting on makeup. Then what? Look out, ladies; thank god if you have tiny feet, since he can not fit in your shoes, it’s like a nightmare, he can be truly dickey only if you a guy.
#13
The Language Type Guy:
AGE 29-58
This one is rigid type of guy, and seamless soothe in his face and when he speaks, he speaks. Well-spoken English, he speaks with an accent, if he knows French, Russian, German, Arabic or maybe Spanish. Awfully refine, and adores finer things out of life. A GQ, dresser designer suites, Fine wines, a sport car. Most definitely, he’s attractive, with downright good-looking legs, hair, hands and has and awesome smile, with superb teeth. Chat, with this one, since he’s a great listener and talker; and he could chat about many subjects, such as work, school, or sports. He doesn’t do much shopping, except he doesn’t mind you going, and beyond doubt he worship you endlessly if you would allow him.
You may find him, at an Auction, Hospital, Doctor Office, Colleges teaching, gym working out and playing a game of racquetball, or just sipping on coffee/wine, or later in the evening he spends is time at Sports bar with the finest cigars, or cigarettes. Some occasionally he’ll having a beer, and you might spot him, standing alone off, on the beaches, a mountain for hiking, biking or collecting gems and rocks, or maybe you will see him in a jam-packed place, like the clubs, recreation parks, since music is his thing, from the piano, bongos and a pair of congas, wearing his relaxed roomy linen and safari, and sports clothing. If you get a chance to dance with him you will have a magnificent time together, both sexually and fun, and sex is like a game for him. Who is going to win?
So start planning, because this one will buy you and engagement ring. He’s the one you don’t have to pay for a vacation, just sit and listen. Factual re-visiting, partial of the United States, and to foreign countries are a must, such as Spain, New Zealand, and Italy for fine dinning. For your vacation, Puerto Rico, and the Bahamas, or the Virgin Islands, to see you swim and for your pre-wedding trip, and of course he wouldn’t let you miss going with out him. He differently, keeps you thinking, well he a fantastic guy most of the time. Everything, you read is as real as you make it and no more so. What you read, hear, feel, is a mode of consciousness, and can have no other reality than the sense you entertain it. Finally, you ask can I come over to visit. When he takes you to see his, place, you will see sports cars, as before a truck, and a jeep.
Well, you just step in his home, “Wow,” this guy is rich; the place is awesome, and dreadfully spotless. Or his parents, left, these things, like crystal and china, plus we must not forget about the expensive furniture, and surely you don’t have to buy anything.
Hey, ladies, watch-out he could be dreadfully frank, about what he’s saying. He take’s you out to eat; however, make sure your teeth and you hands are uncontaminated, and don’t speak with food in your mouth. Thinking, about borrowing his car, the miles, and the distance are too high, and surely you don’t need to go anywhere really he may say. Well you will be left alone. Maybe he will see you occasionally, during spells and he always saying he’s working. Beautiful, picture, of a woman, may be in his wallet, or mounted in fames.
You, can’t see, he’ll has you blind, he’s married or has an extended girl friend. To whom you might say? But later, he would lie, to you saying she’s his sister or housekeeper. Most likely, he would marry another race such as (black American or Asian woman). This guy lies. And maybe it’s not even his home.
Then, you ask, yourself other than, mutilating him, and trash their wife, lives. And, he may say, “What hell, my wife had done with it?” Matter-of-fact, I don’t live in an Arabic country, this is the US so, I merely going to support my wife. He’s going to jail or leading him to prison for a marrying two or more women.
