For weeks I have been experiencing weird happenings going on ... mainly in the disappearance of food items, several pairs of panty hose, and other stuff.  

I thought it was my husband at first, but then I knew it couldn't be him because why would he be using my pantyhose (unless he was acting kinky behind my back)?

If I knew my husband, he is anything BUT kinky.  He is a MAN with a capital M.  Besides, he's a pastor.  :)

He is a wonderful hjman being, a great husband and father: everything a man should be.  

I think tonight I am going to put a video camera in the kitchen.  That way, I can capture the "thief" on film and get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.

I know it can't be the children.  Well, maybe it could be, but the video that will come out as a result of this will tell the tale (HA!).  I have got to get to the bottom of this!  All of this weirdness is starting to get on my LAST nerve!

~To be continued.!~