I am beginning to hate those dumb birds!!

Some Canada geese have decided they want to be in our yard; as long as they are here, none of us are safe.  I can't tell you how many times they have pecked me or flapped their wings at me, honking loudly.  I am tired of being chased by these stupid geese!

I don't know why the geese couldn't have gone to another neighbor's yard instead of ours.  Before they came along, I didn't have to worry about getting pecked, honked at, or chased.  Now when I go out I think that I'm gonna get pecked to death!

The geese have been in our yard for a week now, ever since the last big storm.  They are pretty, but they are big, and they are MEAN!!!!

I call them bullies with feathers 'cause that's exactly what they are!!

The geese do chase Mom and Daddy, but I think they like to pick on me best.  Maybe it's 'cause I'm just a little kid; I guess they think they can scare me.  Well, they're right.  I'm scared of them!!  If I see another goose, it will be too soon!!

I'm gonna have to have Mom and Daddy go out with me when I go to the bus stop or outside, just so the geese can leave me (and my butt) alone!!