I have decided that enough is enough!

I have decided to wage war against those nasty bloodsuckers who have been tormenting me and my family all summer long.  If I don't do something about them, then who will????

Doesn't help that I keep hearing about West Nile virus; seven people in my community have been struck down with the illness and I am not about to become victim #8!! No, siree!

I have gotten cans of mosquito repellent (with DDT, or whatever you call it; it's supposed to prevent them from biting), nets made for mosquitoes, flyswatters, citronella candles, the whole nine yards ... yeah, buddy: when those mosquitoes come buzzing in tonight, they are gonna be sorry they even trifled with the Johnson family!!

Wish me luck.  If you don't hear from me, it will probably mean that the mosquitoes carried me off somewhere.  I swear some of 'em are as big as the family dog!!  They're HUGE!!!!