My name is Greggory Austin; I am eight years old.  I live in Ohio with my family.

I also happen to love pickles.  That is why most people call me "Pickle" 'cause I can never get enough of pickles.  Doesn't matter if they are sweet or sour, gherkin, dill, or whatever: as long as they're pickles, I'll probably be eating 'em.  I can eat pickles all day long and never get tired of 'em.

My family loves to tease me by saying if I eat any more pickles I'm going to become a pickle or become pickled (I don't know if that's a good compliment or not LOL).

I'm in the third grade at Cuyahoga Falls Elementary School.  My teacher is Mrs. Adams. 

My best friend is Cayden Collins.  We've known each other since kindergarten. 

I don't have any brothers but I do have three sisters, all older.  They don't like pickles, and neither does my mommy.  My daddy, though, does, and he and I will oftentimes eat half a jar before Mommy catches us and tells us to stop it before we get sick. (We've never gotten sick yet and don't plan to any time soon. LOL)

When I grow up I want to be a food tester or taster.  Work in a pickle factory perhaps.  It would be my dream job.  Mommy says that's stupid; I should become something like a car factory worker or be in the Army.  I say nothing doing: if there's no pickles involved, I don't want anything to do with it!

Well, we're gonna go out to eat.  We're going to Arbys.  And yes, I'm having pickles on my sandwich.  Lots and lots of pickles!! Yum!! I can never have enough pickles!!! :)