A flash fiction ode to those tween twits who keep the marketing departments employed. Used to be, you 'd seen the only parts of a movie worth paying for when you'd watched the 2 or 3 minute trailer, but now, it takes only 6 seconds; unless, of course, you want to see the 2 or 3 minute trailer that the 6 second trailer was previewing so you'd hopefully pluck down the 12 bucks to see the 7200 second movie that is due in, oh, let's be fair, 6 months, 12 months, 18 months from now? And we thought adolescent mentality necessarily harbored only short attention spans.
6 Sec. Trailer
by Odin Roark
OMG
Did you see it?
OMG
Its...
I''m...
Oh
My
God
It''s a fantastic flick
This is...
OMG
The full trailer?
It''s coming
It''s coming
OMG
So am I
Did you see her...
His...
Its...
Oh
So sweet
Gotta tweet
Gotta sleep
Don''t ya love it
OMG
Who wrote it?
The screenplay?
Who cares?
Opening?
Premiering 2015
Bit early, eh?
What, the trailer?
Ya think?
Yeah, but
WTF
YOLO
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