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Somethings Funny On the Farm
by Marilyn F Friesen
Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     If you get the idea to steal someone's pig, be careful it might backfire on you!

 

 

 

Have I ever told you about our dearly beloved chickens? Okay, I’m not ‘silly’ about them in that I carry them around in my arms all day or anything like that. For one thing they’re far too many, and another thing…well I don’t want---that—to happen, --- y’know?

 

But anyway, I do like them, and they are one of the major attractions over here at Hollyhock Haven Bed and Breakfast because they are free range. (When it’s warm enough, I mean.)

 

Well I like those ole birds and I’m ‘specially fond of the little chicks that hatched out under the cozy wings of a broody hen.

 

 

So it was with puzzlement and concern that I kept looking over the chickens  to find the chipper brown one with the black tuft on her tail. Where in the world did the little gal go? There were no dead ones flopped over in the sawdust, dismaying me, and it’s too cold to let them outside, so WHAT HAPPENED?


Well, this morning my husband announced that there are more than one missing. In fact several have disappeared. What? WHAT??!! Who in the world would want a chicken? It’s too late in the season for wilderness parties, too cold for them to be strutting around in someone’s back yard. And they are a lot of work to get from the hen house to the frying pan.

 

 

Maybe that’s why the dogs have been more yippy lately.

 

Brings to mind one of my favorite stories: way back when one of our brethren- you know as in church members—was raising pigs. One day one of the suckling pigs was stolen. Well, he never said a word about it to anyone. Pretty self-controlled, eh? 
 

The years rolled by, as they have a way of doing, then someone asked him, “Ever find out who stole your pig?”

 

“Yup,” he said, “Right now.”

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/5/2014
Good story. Love the ending. We lost a lot of our chickens (when I still had the little "farm") to a huge feral cat. It would actually kill two or three hens and drag one away which I would find half eaten. Thank you for sharing, Marilyn. Love and blessings,

Regis
Reviewed by E Phillips 11/27/2014
Clever with all the parts of a good story. Well told with a paucity of words. Your grade: Solid A.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 11/26/2014
I smell a ferret.

Ron

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