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'Come on man, I'm waiting for the word!'
by Approximately Naive
Sunday, July 5, 2015

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     Charles Atlas' invitation was irresistible. I was desperate to outgrow my shirt and not have to keep moving about the shower to get wet.
I remember as a 12 year old six stone apology sending off my hard earned pocket money for the Charles Atlas muscle building course. I was fed up getting sand kicked in my face, as it were, not just by boys but by girls too. Mother used to tell me not to let it bother me because I would shoot up in good time. That was all right for her to say; her five foot five frame looked intimidatingly tall next to mine. Not only was I short at that stage I was also so skinny that when playing hide and seek all I had to do to hide was stand side-ways. Anyway, I sent off for the course and did the seven second exercises - all twenty + of them - secretly in my room. Over time mother wondered where all the cheese and milk disappeared to as I strived to transform my sorry frame into barn door width of conceit. Dad found out where both the food went and what I did in secret. I was doing chin-ups on the bedroom door when the door opened. It was dad. He looked up at me with my arms bent and chin resting on the top of the door, then looked at the course laid out on the bed. He shook his head in amusement and declared that if it was muscles I wanted then he'd be happy to supply me with his bodybuilding course instead: cut the grass, fill the coal bucket, chop firewood and help him dig the garden - and it wouldn't cost me a penny nor no more cheese or milk than was necessary. Mother was right, I outgrew my shirts frequently from the age of fifteen and for the first time was able to stand still and have a shower. Moreover, my peers by then left their footprints in the sand instead.   

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