The JV practice field, Roosevelt Field, wasn’t all that bad
when you came right down to it. It had an all-dirt infield
that was nothing to write home about, but it had a pretty
sturdy backstop, and the outfield was basically flat. There
was a street right out beyond the visitors’ bench, and there
were a few dumpy factories out on the other side of the
street. Down a ways was the headquarters of the White
Brothers Garbage Company.
I thought White Brothers was a strange name because
every single person who worked on the trucks was black.
I was kind of fascinated by the sight of all those garbage
trucks parked at the big old White Brothers garage. I had
been seeing those trucks for years, and I never knew where
the heck they came from. In fact, the first black person I
ever saw was driving one of those garbage trucks. When I
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was a kid, I didn’t know that black people were anything
but garbage men. On the other hand, I didn’t know that
garbage men could be anything else but black, until a
couple of years ago, when I saw some news reports about
some of the garbage men in New York City, and most of
them were white guys. I was always amazed by how those
garbage men rolled those big green garbage barrels up and
down everybody’s lawn. They’d spin the top of the barrel
around and tip it at just the right angle so that the barrel
would roll along real nice and not stand up straight or fall
over. Then they’d go over to a house’s garbage cans, dump
them out into the barrel, roll the barrel to the garbage
truck, and dump the garbage in the back. All of us kids
who were up early on a Saturday morning would gather
around the truck for the best part: one of the garbage men
would pull down a lever; the truck would start whining;
and the big old metal crusher would slowly come out, grab
all the garbage, and jam it into the back of the truck. We
were only little squirts, but we thought the garbage trucks
were great. The best part of all was when one garbage man
would hop onto the back of the truck and grab hold, and
the truck would drive away with him just kind of hanging
out there, having a great old time. Boy, I thought it would
be great to be able to jump onto that truck and hang on
with one hand while riding through the neighborhood—
and to be able to twirl the garbage barrel with one hand
and pull the magic lever to start the big old crusher. I
thought garbage men were great.
One time, when I was still real little, some of my
aunts and uncles were over, and my uncle Freddie asked
me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said with a
whole lot of little-kid pride and sincerity that I wanted
to be a garbage man. All the grown-ups started to laugh
like crazy, and I felt really stupid and embarrassed. Then
my uncle Freddie said, “You don’t want to be like them
coloreds, do you?” Everybody laughed again. I wasn’t sure
what he meant because I had never heard the word colored
before, but I thought they were making fun of me, even
though I didn’t know why. I felt bad and snuck up into
my room.
Later that day, my brother told me that the next time
somebody asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up,
I should just say I wanted to be a baseball player, which
he said was what all dimwitted little boys were supposed
to want to be when they grew up. I figured that was good
advice because I really did want to be a baseball player
back then. Then my brother said, “Oh, and don’t tell them
you want to be like Elston Howard.” I wasn’t sure what he
meant by that, but I guessed it had something to do with
the fact that Elston Howard was black.
As we started throwing that first day at Roosevelt
Field, I still wished I had had a chance, just once, to pull
that lever to start the garbage crusher.
It was nice to be practicing on good old grass and
dirt instead of asphalt, as we could slide into bases,
dive for ground balls, and get all dirty and have a great
time. One of the great things about playing high school
sports was that you could get real dirty and be proud of
it. When my friends and I were kids, we always had a
natural inclination toward getting dirty, and of course,
our mothers were never too keen on dirt, so when we were
out playing and having a great old time, in the back of our
minds, we knew we were going to be yelled at for having
a good time and getting filthy. However, most of us did it
anyway and accepted the fact that we’d catch hell as soon
as we went home for supper. It seemed there was some
kind of rule that the amount of punishment you had to
endure was directly related to the amount of fun you had.
I used to love to make headfirst slides into third base
just like Yogi Berra did. The Mick was too cool to make
headfirst slides, and he was also too fast to ever need to
make a dopey headfirst slide. But Yogi was getting a little
old, and he was pretty slow, so he would always make
headfirst slides into third base. Well, when I started doing
it, I had a number of things to consider. First of all, my
idol was the Mick, so I sure as heck didn’t want to go
imitating old weird Yogi, but I had to admit that it was
more fun to slide into third base headfirst than feetfirst.
However, there was another thing to consider: when you
slid into a base headfirst, you got twice as dirty as you
did from a normal slide. Not only did you get your pants
dirty, but you got your shirt, face, arms, and hands dirty.
You got dirt in your hair, in your ears, and down your
pants. So if getting dirty was your thing—and of course,
most of us kids loved to get dirty—then the headfirst slide
was the way to go. You could get dirtier with one headfirst
slide than with a whole afternoon of playing with cars in
the dirt.
Then again, there was another factor to consider: the
punishment factor. Since the headfirst slide had twice the
dirtying power of the normal slide, it therefore had twice
the punishment potential. The punishment potential
was directly proportional to the amount of fun we had,
and the headfirst slide was way more fun. Naturally, I
developed a sensational headfirst slide technique that old
Yogi would have loved and even the Mick might have
appreciated. But of course, my mother definitely did not
appreciate it. “Did you have to bring half the dirt from
the field home with you?” she’d say. Then she probably
wouldn’t let me go out after supper or something. But
what the heck? You had to learn to compromise. In order
to do one thing, you had to give up another, and there
was no way I was going to give up the old headfirst slide.
However, as I got older, a funny thing happened:
there were a few things I didn’t have to compromise on
any longer, and one was the headfirst slide. The first time
I pulled my headfirst slide in practice, my coach went
crazy—crazy with praise!
“What a great effort,” he said. “That’s what I want all
you guys to do. Put out that extra effort every second. If I
catch any of you loafing or not putting out one hundred
ten percent, you’ll be catching splinters on the bench.
When you slide, slide hard and fast. When you go after
a ball, go after it all out. Dive if you have to, but give it
all you’ve got.”
In other words, he was saying, “Bring home half the
dirt from the field with you.” It was a license to get dirty!
All of a sudden, getting dirty was praised, not punished.
A dirty uniform was something to be proud of—a status
symbol—and I was great at getting dirty. Of course, my
mother was still in charge of washing my uniform, so
I still had to hear, “Did you have to bring half the dirt
from the field home with you?” But at least I got to go
out after supper.