A “Becoming” excerpt in sequence: “Forced March” PG rated for language
June27 Through August 3, 1950
Camp McCoy
Sparta, Wisconsin
“Jesus, Mitchie, you sound kind’a like popcorn. Does it hurt?”
“Actually, no.” Straining his jaw and wrists... popping again. “It doesn’t hurt at all.”
If he didn’t do it, possibly it would have gone away. But the more he ‘popped’ the more he seemingly was compelled to ‘pop’ and when he didn’t ‘pop’ he felt a kind of tension in his wrists and jaw that almost compelled him to ‘pop’.
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By the time Skorupski excused them and the boys were finally able to get into their bunks that night. Softly humming, ‘Yankee Doodle’, Mitchell Lipensky discovered a new talent as he was able to accompany himself with his bones.
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June 29, 1950
“Fall in! Tench-hup!”
As though the shadow of an echo, three other voices gave identical commands within a micro-second of each other.
“ ‘Dress right, dress’! ‘Right shoulder, arms’!”
The stocks of their rifles snapped into position on their right shoulders, the barrels all pointed at precisely the same upward angle.
“ ‘Riiiight, face’!”
Two hundred soldiers turned, their heavy-soled combat boots pivoting to the right, their left feet snapped into place at a 45-degree angle.
“ ‘Forward, harch! Hup-two-three-four! Hup-two-three-four’!”
Four hundred feet lifting in near perfect unison. The fifty men of the third platoon, wearing full field packs, marched from their barracks… “ ‘Hup-two-three-four! Hup-two-three-four’!” With Master Sargent Rafael Martinez counting cadence. “Hup-two-three-four!” As did master sergeants Zeke Potter for the first platoon, Stewart Lipari the second and Kevin Sloan the fourth.
The four platoons separated by twenty paces, each sergeant was positioned precisely three paces to the left of the center points of each of their double column of soldiers.
“ ‘Hup-two-three-four! Hup-two-three-four’!”
Their voices distinct to the men of their respective platoons. Together the four voices melded into an echoing, harmonious mode.
“ ‘Column leeeft, harch’!” Potter called as the first platoon reached the bisecting road.
The entire platoon, turning to the left, pivoted at the same point in the road,
“Column leeeft, harch!” as did the second, third and fourth platoons.
The voices of the four sergeants and the beat of the men’s feet blending as one, the men of the third battalion marched out of Camp McCoy.
Twelve miles to the south, the three-day bivouac destination was a beautiful open field surrounded by low, sparsely wooded rolling hills.
“ ‘You had a good home when you left’!” Martinezcalled.
“ ‘You’re right’!” the troops returned.
“Your Mama was there when you left!”
“You’re right!”
“Sound off!”
“One, two!”
“Sound off!”
“Three, four!”
“Cadence count!”
“One, two, three, four—one, two… Three, four!”
****
From the black macadam of the camp onto the dirt road going south.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
The day was hot, bright and dry and soon a light cloud of brown dust hung over the marching army
“ ‘La-pimp-ski’!”
“Huh?” Almost losing his step, “Yes, Sir!”
“Don’t call me ‘Sir’! Pick up the cadence!”
“Cadence? ‘Me’?”
“Your name’s La-pimp-ski, ain’t it?”
“ ‘Lipensky’!”
“That’s what I said, ‘La-pimp-ski’, pick up the fuckin’ cadence!”
“Uh,” hesitantly, thinking.
“Well, La-pimp-ski, we’re waiting!”
“Uh,” tentatively, “If we go, we’re gonna be...”
“If we go we’re gonna be!”
Gaining confidence. “The toughest fighting company!”...
“The toughest fighting company!”
“Sound otf!”…
“One, two!”
“Sound off!”…
“Three, four!”
“Cadence count!”…
“One, two, three, four—one, two… Three, four!”
Three yards to the left, hearing this utterly ludicrousness chant, a rear smile braking upon the face of Sergeant Raphael Martinez… “La-pimp-ski, ‘again’!”
... “If we go, we’re gonna be...”
“If we go we’re gonna be!”
“The toughest fighting company!”...
Louder, lifting his head, “Sound off!”...
“One, two!”
“Sound off!” Louder...
“ ‘Three, four’!”
Even louder. “ ‘Cadence count’!”
“ ‘One, two, three, four—one, two… Three, four’!”
****
As the morning lengthened the heat of the sun became more intense and it radiated and magnified beneath the plastic-lined steel helmets and perspiration streamed down the men’s faces. The snug-fitted field packs did not allow for evaporation and sweat pooled uncomfortably around the back of the belted fatigues.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
“ ‘Left shoulder, arms’!”
Thankfully, the weapons were shifted from their aching right shoulders to their left.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
Two hours out.
After slightly more than eight miles on this fairly level road, some of the men were beginning to limp.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
“Fuck, ain’t they never gonna rest us?” PFC, Walt Klickner whispered from the corner of his mouth.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
“My fuckin’ feet are killin’ me,” PFC Stephen Stanislawski muttered under his breath.
“Hup-two-three-four!”
“I’m diein’a thirst!”
“Hup-two-three-four!”
“Jesus, I gotta piss!”
Looking to his right, “ ‘Quit your bitchin’!” Martinez yelled.
“ ‘Oy, gevalt’!” Carrying the twenty-seven-pound mortar tube, he was thankful that Norman had the foresight and had suggested pinning folded handkerchiefs—by using safety pins from his Army issue sewing kit—under the shoulders of his fatigue jacket. The weight of the tub felt as though it was in the process of crushing his shoulder, but at least the skin had not been rubbed raw. Norman had also come up with the idea of Doctor Scholl’s cushioned foot and heel pads—that they’d brought from home—so although his feet ached from this forced march he, as of yet, had not worn up a blister.
The two anxiously awaited the words…
“Platoon halt!” echoed from sergeant to sergeant down the long column.
“Finally!”
“Thank God!”
“No shit!”
“ ‘Left face’!”
“Oy, vey!”
“ ‘Order arms’!”
There was a shuffling of feet and the disorganized clunking of steel-covered rifle butts as they’re lifted off aching shoulders and wearily set onto the rock-strewn ground.
“I didn’t tell you fuckers ‘at ease’, did I!” Glaring at his platoon, Martinez angrily commanded, “ ‘Tench hup’!”
Bodies stiffened. Heels snapped together. Rifle butts pressed against the toes of their right boot. Faces facing forward, all eyes looked straight ahead.
“You look like a bunch’a goddamned pussies!” Walking the double column from end to end, Martinez looked at each man individually. “Okay, do it right this time! ‘Right shoulder, arms’!”
Those of the platoon with rifles went through the four positions of the command.
“Order arms!”
Reversing the positions, the entire platoon stood at attention.
“ ‘Parade, rest’!”
Left legs moved smartly 30 inches to the left. Left arms snapped across the small of their backs. Right arms went straight forward moving the rifle barrel to an angle perpendicular to their bodies.
Standing at attention, facing forward the sergeant’s eyes shifted from right to left, then, “Tench, hup!” And before the men could perform the command. “ ‘At ease’!”
Sighing collectively, the men relaxed.
“Okay, we’re going to take a thirty-minute break. Take a piss if ya gotta, an’ light up but don’t get too relaxed, ‘cause we still got…” hesitating, Martinez smiled, “more’n seven miles to go.”
“Seven miles! We still got seven fuckin’ miles to go!”
“We only done less’n half way? ‘Shit’!”
“I ain’t gonna fuckin’ make it!”
Waiting until the moans and groans stopped. “Like I was sayin’, we still got more’n seven miles to go an’ we ain’t gonna stop again till we get there. Chow’s gonna be there waitin’! You guys getting’ hungry?”
“Does a whore’s pussy smell like Limburger cheese?”
“Yeah, it sure do!” One of the guys in the line answered.
“Okay, take it easy a couple’a minutes. The rest’a the march’ll be a snap for you. “Tench, hup!” And again, before the troops had a chance to come to attention, “Dismissed!”
Scattering in all directions, the men looked for someplace to urinate, relieve their bowels and/or find some shade and have a smoke.
Not telling them, the sergeants didn’t want their men to know that since leaving camp at 0700 hours, in little more than three hours the column had actually covered nearly eight miles and that the worst of the march was behind them.
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“ ‘Fall in’!”
“Shit! That couldn’t have been thirty minutes!”
Slowly, painfully, the men forced themselves off the ground and out of whatever shade they’d found along this dusty road.
“Shit, seven miles to go!”
“Fuck! Like the man said, ‘more’n seven miles to go’.”
“Quit’j’ya bitchin’! ‘Fall in’!... ‘Tench, hup’! ‘Dress right, dress’!... ‘Tench, hup’! ‘Right shoulder, arms’! ‘Riiiight, face’! ‘Forward, harch’”
“ ‘Hup-two-three-four, hup-two-three-four’!”
****
Within an hour, hearing the groans, “ ‘Over hill, over dale’,” Martinez began to sing in a strong, surprisingly unwavering voice. “Okay, you guys, pick it up! ‘Over hill over dale’…”
A few of the men sang…
“ ‘We will hit the dusty trail’…”
One by one, more voices joining in…
“… ‘as those caissons keep rolling along’.”
Now, the entire platoon singing as one voice. “ ‘For it’s hi, hi hee in the field artillery, shout out your numbers loud and strong’!”
Their backs straightening. Their heads coming up. Their feet lifting higher and coming down surer. “ ‘For where ’ere we go, you will always know, that those caissons, keep rolling along’!”
“ ‘Over hill, over dale’…”
The singing picked up by the first, second and fourth platoons…
“… ‘we will hit the dusty trail, as those caissons keep rolling along. For it’s hi, hi, hee in the field artillery, shout out your numbers loud and strong! For where ’ere we go, you will always know, that those caissons, keep rolling along’!”
“Look smart! We’re almost there! ‘Hup-two-three-four’!”
How’s that possible? Glancing at each other, thinking, How’s this possible?
We couldn’t have gone more’n six miles in an hour and a half!
Yet! As the column marched into a clearing, the odors of hot food suddenly weighed heavier than the dust that lined the troops nostrils.
“Platoon, halt! Left, face! Order, arms! At ease!”
A collective sigh was heard as the men of the four platoons simultaneously received and executed the given orders.
“Hey, we made it!”
Relaxing, the men of the third platoon grinned at each other.
“We really fuckin’ made it!”
Martinez, though, continued standing at parade rest and as the men realized that he was watching them, straightening their backs, they stopped talking.
Speaking in a low, menacing tone, “I just wanna tell you,” Martinez said, “that for a bunch’a pussies, you fuckers…” As the smiles on the faces of the men faded, the sergeant’s frown unexpectedly turned upward. “…did real good! Drop your gear where you’re standin’ an’ grab some chow! ‘Dismissed’!”
“Yeah!”
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‘The field mess unit’:
Cooked on base, the food was transported to the bivouac area by truck and kept hot in butane-heated steam tables.
There are two alternating, non-commissioned duty cooks. One remained in the bivouac area for lunch, supper and overnight for breakfast. The duty cook was relieved after breakfast when the chow wagon came from base with that day’s lunch and the relieving duty cook.
The company mess was in the northern perimeter of the campground, beneath a camouflaged tent cover.
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“Well, well, well, if it ain’t my two favorite Jew boys! Hungry, Mitchie?”
“Yeah...” holding his tray forward, waiting for Skorupski to drop a ladle of chocolate pudding into the one remaining empty compartment. “...damned hungry!”
“Shit! I’d taken bets the two’a you kikes would’a never made it all the way on your own. ‘Come on’, tell ol’ Skorp the truth. You two fuckers passed out an’ a truck had’a haul your worthless asses up here, huh?” Smiling, he looked for approval from the man standing behind Norman and Mitchell, but none came. “Oh, no, ‘wait’! I’ll bet your ol’ man called the base commander an’ they brought you two fuckers here in one’a them nice open Jeeps. Almost like the convertibles all you sheenies drive ‘round in back home, huh?”
“Yeah, sure, Skorupski, you ‘fuckin’ Polack prick’. My ol’ man’s a great pal of General Macarthur!” Norman said angrily. “How’d you get up here?” Curling his upper lip contemptuously. “ ‘You fat-ass fuck’!”
“ ‘Polack prick’? ‘Fat-ass fuck’, huh? You sheeny cocksucker, I’m gonna put’j’ya on report for insubordination to a non-com!”
“Do whatever the fuck you want! Just give me some goddamned chow!”
“Yeah,” the man behind Norman complained, “quit holdin’ up the fuckin’ line, you got lots’a hungry men here!”
After a long, forced march, the men were fed a choice meal and this day’s menu consisted of roasted turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, steamed cauliflower, fresh green salad, biscuits and chocolate pudding.
Scooping a heaping ladle of pudding from the serving tray, “Here, Lipensky,” Skorupski purposely dropped it, half into the empty compartment and half onto the cauliflower. “Whoops, sorry ’bout that, Mitchie… ‘Next’!”
Norman moved up a step.
Digging another overflowing ladle of pudding out of the deep tray, Skorupski slapped it onto Norman’s tray but, most of it missing the tray, splashed onto Norman’s hand and splattered over the front of his tunic. “Whoops, sorry ’bout that, too, Normie… ‘Next’!”
The two glared at each other until, “Come on, Parminter,” the man behind nudged Norman. “Fuck ‘em. Move your ass an’ give the rest of us a chance at the fuckin’ chow.”
“Yeah, sure.” Turning away, Norman followed Mitchell to a table. “That prick!” Dropping his tray, looking back, staring at Skorupski. “That fuckin’ asshole!” Wiping the pudding from between his fingers with a napkin, Normanthen tried to blot it off his olive-green tunic, but only succeeded in rubbing the chocolate in where it showed as a large, brown stain. “ ‘Shit’!” Stepping over the bench, he sat between Caraboolad and Mitchell.
“Know what, Normie?” In all the years he’d know him, Mitchell had never seen his friend that angry. Trying to calm him down, “I’ll bet this ain’t half bad.” Spearing a piece of cauliflower, putting it in his mouth he chewed. “Umm, good shit!”
Smiling wanly. “I believe it, Lipensky,” Norman said. “Only you’d like chocolate-covered cauliflower.”
“I do believe that putz has invented something here.” Stabbing another, larger piece of cauliflower, Mitchell held it up. “Think I’ll call it a ‘cauliflowercicle’. Mmm, yummy!” Turning his fork upside down, the chunk of cauliflower slipped off the tines and fell into the pudding with a sickly, wet plop.
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The bivouac area for the men of Able, Baker, Charlie and Dog platoons was on a low-slung, grass-swept saddle valley surrounded by gentle, rolling hills. The immediate staging area was a quarter mile of freshly mown prairie grass that had been hacked down just days before by a team of Army regulars. The lighter green stubble inside the mown perimeter and the knee-high grass outside was dotted with thousands of deeper green circles where throughout the years large herds of grazing cattle had left ‘countless’ deposits of manure that had further fertilized the already rich soil.
On the crest of a hill about a mile to the south, silhouetted against the cloudless sky, was a large herd of grazing cattle that had been moved out of the way of this ****
Waiting for Martinez’ call that would signal the end of the lunch break and the start of that afternoon’s training exercises, that both Norman and Mitchell looked forward to—training for the firing of the mortar that they’d so laboriously hauled all this distance — Sitting smoking, their backs resting against the trunk of a large tree, the boys watched as a team of regulars dropped two-man tents off the back of a truck.
“Mitch, will you ‘please’ stop that!”
“Huh? Oh, sorry.” Still thinking of Skorupski he’d been absently flexing his wrists, popping the joints.
“Even when we were kids at Baylor everyone knew he was a schmuck. Would you believe me’n’Frankie thought, ‘cause he was the oldest kid there, that he’d know all about girls and what they have here,” pointing to his crotch.
“ ‘Skorupski’?” Norman asked incredulously. “You really thought that asshole, son of a bitch knew enough about ‘anything’ to tell you anything?”
“At least he told me’n’Frank what ‘it’s’ called.”
“Oh, yeah?” Recalling the day Mitchell had returned from Baylor and their conversation on their way to the ‘Douglas Theatre’. “He’s the one you learned it from, huh? Skorupski’s the guy that told you ’bout ‘pricks’n’cunts’?”
“Yeah! And would you believe he’s so stupid he told us that if you suck on a ‘shvartzer’ lady’s tit you’d get chocolate milk? And the asshole ‘really’ believed it! He even showed Frankie’n’me how he beats his meat.”
“Skorupski ‘showed’ you?”
“Yeah! He whipped his dick out and started doin’ it.”
Norman could not believe that ‘any’ guy would do that. “And he had a boner?”
“No... Not at first, but he sure got one quick enough.”
“Yeah, that I believe! He’s probably a ‘homo’, too.”
“Yeah! No shit, he probably is! And for a guy as old as he was, he didn’t know a fuckin’ thing about fuckin’.”
“Shit, Lipensky! For guys as old as we are now we still don’t know a fuckin’ thing ‘bout fuckin’.”
“Yeah.” He sighed. “We don’t know much more now then we did then. But least- ways we don’t go ’round handin’ out a bunch’a bullshit.
“Jesus!” Mitchell felt that regardless of size and rank he should have done something about Skorupski’s anti-Semitic slurs. “I’d love to find some way to get even with that Fat fucker.”
“Yeah, me, too.”
Taking one last drag on the cigarette, Norman ground it out on a rock then ‘field stripped’ the butt. Leaning his head against the tree he stared vacantly at the higher grass as it undulated in the slight breeze…
“ ‘Hey’!” Sitting up suddenly, he looked at Mitchell. “What did you say?”
“Huh?” Looking at his friend, “Nothin’. I didn’t say nothin’.”
“Yeah, Mitchie, you did. Not now, but before.”
Thinking a moment, “Don’t know what I said before. Why?”
“I… Maybe I got an idea.” Standing, he went to the outer perimeter of the mown area and continued into the higher, wavering grass and, seemingly looking for something, stopped. “Yeah!”
“Normie, what the hell are you…”
“ ‘Fall in’! ‘Third platoon fall in’!”
Lifting himself off the ground, Mitchell joined Norman as he walked toward the forming double column
“What’s your idea?”
“I think I know how we can do it.”
“Do ‘what’?”
“I’ll tell you later.”
****
Standing at ease alongside the gear they’d dropped when dismissed for lunch,
“See them tents!” Martinez said, jerking his thumb towards the large mound of khaki colored canvas. “I want the pairs’a’you,” pointing to two men at a time, “ ‘you’n’you’, pairing each man with the man directly next to him, “to grab one’a them tents an’ bring it here…. ‘You two’, Klickner’n’Tannascolli, drop your tent here.” Martinez paced three yards. “ ‘You two’, Ryan’n’Linville, here. ‘Parminter’n’Stanislawski’, here.”
“Hey, Sarge! Why can’t Parminter’n’me double up?”
“Ain’t that ‘sweet’, La-pimp-sky! You two wanna sleep together? Maybe do a little butt fuckin’?”
A couple of the men laughed.
“This ain’t the fuckin’ Y.M.C.A., La-pimp-sky. You do like I said! ‘Oak’n’Cleary’, an’,” smiling, “ ‘Caraboolad’n’La-pimp-sky’, here.”
“ ‘Oy, vey’.” Mitchell groaned jokingly. “Shit, Sarge, you ‘really’ gonna make a Jewish guy sleep with a fuckin’ A-rab?”
“I thought you’d like that, La-pimp-sky. Pretty good idea, eh? Puttin’ a Jew an A-rab together; just like the ‘United Nations’. You fuckers gotta learn to live together, like the rest’a the fuckin’ civilized world.”
Glaring at the sergeant. “I ain’t no fuckin’ A-rab! I told’j’ya, I’m a…”
“ ‘Yeah’, ‘yeah’, ‘yeah’! We know what ya are! An’ I keep tellin’ ya; if I say you’re a fuckin’ A-rab, then ‘Goddamnit’, you’re a fuckin’ A-rab! ‘Ferris’n’Hoeckle’ here!”
Within an hour, two evenly spaced rows of tents were erected with each man’s gear stowed neatly inside.
****
By order of ‘Captain Trainor’, the six-man mortar squad had been reduced to four men consisting of Mitchell who, by way of walkie-talkie, ‘hypothetically’, was to receive and repeat firing coordinates to Norman, who, ‘hypothetically’, was to find the coordinates on a grid map, make the proper elevation settings on the sighting device and, when ready, give Mitchell the order to fire and he, ‘hypothetically’, was to drop the two-and-a-half-pound, six-millimeter projectile into the tube, where it would make contact with a firing pin, that, with a loud ‘ping’, would fire the round out of the tube where it goes up, arches in the air, drops, lands, and explodes, ‘hypothetically’, someplace, ‘hopefully’, within the general vicinity of the ordered firing site.
Ferris and Linville were to be ‘ammo carriers’, moving back and forth from the, hypothetical, ammo dump to the mortar site wearing pocketed ammo vests holding ten projectiles each.
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“What if one’a them fuckers goes off?”
“Then, Linville,” Martinezsmiled his wicked smile. “your mama becomes a rich woman.”
“My G.I. insurance?”
“Yeah, Linville. Your G.I. Insurance.”
“ ‘Fuck that’! Better my mama should stay poor.”
“Okay, you two guys, kind’a, know how it’s done.” Spoken to Norman and Mitchell. “I want you to head up there…” Martinez pointed to a high knoll about eight-hundred yards away “...an’ dig in.”
“You go with ’em,” pointing to Linville and Ferris. “Leave the vests there an’ haul ass back here. If we do get the order to fire— an’ I really doubt we will—then it’ll be, at the most, a couple’a rounds. So it don’t make no sense for the four’a you fuckers to lay around there soakin’ up the sun on ‘Uncle’s’ time.
An’ remember, there’s supposed to be ‘gooks’ dug in there somewhere. So the four’a you stay low an’ don’t bunch up!”
He looked at his watch. “Okay! ‘Go’! ‘Go’!”
Next “Becoming” excerpt in sequence: “Thistles & Bull Shit”
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