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Bluebottle Nightmare
By Odin odin@aflx.com
Last edited: Thursday, February 25, 2021
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.
       
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Sometimes, a writer just has to let off some steam with silly flash fiction. (Image by pineterest)

 

Bluebottle Nightmare

 

 

In a time of seditionists, the writer was penning the last chapter of his “The History of Optimism”

 

It was the summer’s worst storm.  Humid, very wet, very muggy.

 

One of the street’s largest bluebottle-inquisitors sought shelter through his open window and found a perch on his coffee cup, proceeding to obsess on bugging the author.

 

From cup to keyboard flew the invader, rousing the attention of the man’s cat, as well.

 

Yet…

 

With numerous sighs and long pauses, the man persevered until the fly took up residence on the computer’s screen.  While the writer struggled through a series of optimistic images aglow with imagined blue-sky radiance shining down on lovers picnicking on a field carpeted with yellow flowers… he couldn’t go on.

 

“Oh, alabaster-winged one,” he whispered, "you just don’t know what it’s like to be navigating one’s lexiconic imagination using a white cane, seeing mostly shadowed letters while groping for the right words—all because of you and your incessant pacing, preening and staring at me from my screen.”

 

The cat purred.

 

A paw whipped out.

 

The fly didn’t make it.

 

The book got published.

 

P.S. – the cat now has his own website: Quiet Killer.com

 


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Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on October 14, 2021
That's the second smile on my face this morning after reading this and your blog. I need to read and smile more as my inner reflections have continued to function as a resolve for past errors (and an occasional success) which my nocturnal dreams don't cover. You've also written about one of my favorite metaphors, allowing me to finish grinning and return to my Faustian mood. Seems he continually reminds me of his belief that the essential feature of all existence and the law that governs the universe is one of untiring, purposeful, and positive effort. Gotta go, grab my ice ax and a couple of pitons and see how far I can climb up Mt. Creativity today.

Reviewed by Diana Legun
Reviewed on October 14, 2021
This was a fun focus on ‘those little things’ that aren’t really little at all. I like that your ability to describe the distraction caused by this minuscule intruder was done in the largeness befitting the irritation. So effective that I could hear the buzz sound from here. I have to go get my fly swatter now. ~~ djl


Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 28, 2021
A bit more than, "The cat got your tongue?" I particularly like the image. Those that fly have a mask on? I would require it from here on so they don't spread disease. Wouldn't want flies or other interlopers coming through the window spreading disease, would we?

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 25, 2021
this is a great and humorous tale, kudos

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 25, 2021
Funny. Would translate well to a film short. Thanks for sharing. Peace... rlc