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Tuesday, May 2, 2023

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     This is a true story about how to succeed in life while making it look easy.

 
Pastor Joel Osteen's Public Speaking Effectiveness & His Financial Success

I have been a member of Toastmaster’s International for more than 40 years. I’ve also put in a large number of hours in front of a classroom drawing upon my training as a Department of Defense instructor, and as an adjunct professor at the university level. I’ve been a steady presenter of investment issues for nearly 30 years. I also delivered the commencement address to 6,000 onlookers at my old high school, an endeavor that gave me the “heebie-jeebies.” And so, in the jargon of many thinkers and do-ers, I have “talked the talk,” and I’ve “walked the walk.”

Now, to Pastor Osteen.

Wow! What a venue. He packs in 16,800 parishioners every week. It is daring, daunting, and splendidly made-to-order. To the true orator, it is a dream come true . To the average person, it is hell unleashed. That is because speaking in public is the most dreaded of all human activities—even worse than dying according to many polls.

As a Toastmaster’s reviewer, one task is to jot down the speaker’s blunders such as speaking clarity, whether he/she injects little fillers between thoughts such as “umm” or “ahh,” and the worst filler sound of them all, “ya’know?” We also look for such items as “looking up or down,” jangling the keys in your pants pocket, and signs of an incoming anxiety attack such as constantly checking your watch, or peeing your pants or panties. These are distractions made mostly by beginners, by politicians, and by those who have an exaggerated opinion of themselves.

Pastor Joel is free from all that. He does not stammer, stutter, or use filler sounds that rise up from the depths of his bowels. He is fluid and clear. He does use the preacher’s technique of speaking faster than his audience members can digest the presented thoughts. That is because he does not want them to digest, analyze, synthesize, or evaluate his message. He just wants them to accept it. And they do. That is because he preaches in praise of what is possible, what could be, and the best way of lifting them up is to make them feel good about themselves and their potential.

He is also a handsome guy with a nice-looking wife. He’s in shape, and he dresses well. His audience notices all those small but important elements. But he also does something that very few others can do: He constructs a 60-minute presentation around a central theme, lays it out in good logical sequence, and delivers it from beginning to end without a note, a teleprompter, or a visual aid. He memorizes the entire thing including every voice inflection, every point of emphasis, every high point, while reducing every bit of negativism to a minimum. He is basically a motivational speaker, not an old-style preacher. He is good at it, and he nails it.

He is humble. He pretends to be just a country preacher who got lucky. In reality he is a pro, he writes well, speaks well, he can hold 16,800 people spellbound with his effortless performances. He tosses in just enough of a Texas draw to keep them smiling. Except for moments of roaring approval, you could hear a pin drop so engrossed are his listeners.

He has 5 million American television viewers, and 20 million more around the world. He apparently does not accept a salary. With 19 books to his credit, and a net worth $110 million, he is the American Dream personified. According to the observations of others, he is the architect of his entire empire.

I am not envious. I’m distraught.

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Patricia Hilliard 6/26/2023
Joel is a joy to listen to, even if I don't agree with his religion/politics. He always leaves the listener feeling up-beat and hopeful. Amazing. He says the stuff we all wish we'd heard from our parents, boss etc. Oh well, back to reality.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/2/2023
I've been watching Joel Osteen for the past 40 years since I came to Houston. Your description of him and his charisma are spot on. I will just add a little detail.



I believe that drawl is genuine. Joel's father, John, started Lakewood Baptist Church in an abandoned feed store in 1959 off the I-10 freeway in a poor part of town. He catered to all kinds and really was the model for what Joel became. Joel was a teenager, but already preaching in the church with his father. It was his father that started the television part of the church's weekly services. Joel took over in 1999 as senior pastor before his father retired. There was an incidence one time in 1990 when a package containing a pipe bomb blew up in the mailroom and injured Joel's sister, Lisa.



Joe bought the vacant Compaq Center, former home of the Houston Rockets and its former professional ice-skating team in 2005. Located just southwest of downtown Houston on US 59, he doubled his former seating to 17,000 and became a mega church.



Joel's books are instant bestsellers and he claims to live only from the royalties. You are right about him being more of a motivational speaker than a pastor. That smile and that down-home nature belie his millions. He lives in a 17,000 square-foot mansion worth about $12 million not far from the church in River Oaks.



I have found that his message is generally the same and often repeats the same phrases over and over that his audience resonates with. He has outstanding singers uplifting the audience with song and continually tells everyone that they will become prosperous if only they follow his simple message.



I believe he's just another one of those hucksters in a long line going back to PT Barnum and Oral Roberts and the like. I wonder what that collection during those multiple services brings in every week? Like the lottery, he gives people hope.



Ron

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