Category: Fantasy Publisher: self
ISBN-10: 1451570007
Type: Fiction
Pages: 200
Copyright: March 31, 2009
ISBN-13: 9781451570007
In the time of environmental uncertainty, pollution, and
contamination, nature needed to launch a strike against the humans before it was too late, leaving Guy, the unlikely hero, the task of fighting for the freedom of the world. This comical environmental adventure explores the personification of Mother Nature rebelling against humankind in a whirlwind of puns, wordplay and heroism.
As time went on humans continually disrespected the environment, and it was only a matter of time before nature fought back. Havoc reigned amongst humans as they were being enslaved after Mother Nature rallied up nature against the humans, but she grew corrupt with power and became tyrannical. All hope was lost, that was until Guy, an uninspired free spirit, is thrown into prison and learns of the travesties that are running rampant outside the prison walls and vows to right the wrongs of the world. Guy sets off on a cyclone adventure of love, loss, barns, bears, bees, beavers, and bereavement to right the wrongs of the world.
Excerpt
The crew embarked through the woods led by a determined Daisy. She hustled at a pace that was difficult for Abner to keep up with for he was aged and had stubby legs. When Guy saw that Abner was tiring, he proceeded to carry him to allow time for the gopher to rest. The rest traveled without rest and soon fatigue was setting into everyone, Daisy included, but she knew that she was getting closer. Daisy could feel that her puppies were close; she began to get jittery and excited. She never thought the day would come when she would be able to see her children again. She began to run as quick as her golden legs could carry her. She ran ahead of all the others out of the forest into an open clearing. She could see her former farm house in the distance and began to run even faster. This was her chance; she ran paying no attention to her surroundings. She hurdled the property fence, she ran through the brook, and she ran right into a horse, knocking her off her feet leaving her dazed.
The others soon caught up finding Daisy lying there and a horse facing the farm with a picket sign screaming at the farm. “What do we want? Equine equality. When do we want it? Now!” He screamed and answered his own chant until Guy interrupted him to find out what happened to Daisy. “Sorry about that,” the horse apologized, “I was just standing here, and she plowed right into me. I was going to see how she was doing after I finished my set.”
“Who are you, what are you protesting, and do you know if there is a litter of puppies who live on this farm?” Guy impatiently asked.
“The name is Sampson,” Sampson the horse introduced. “I use to work on this farm until Mother handed the farm over to the cows, who betrayed us horses, forcing us into slave labor. I am protesting the unfair treatment of my brethren, all of which are still inside. I wish some of them would join me for the cause, but they fear for their safety. Once the cows gained the farm they turned it into a quilt factory, where they use the horses to work the dangerous fabric machines and sew from sun up to sun down. They sell the quilts at ridiculous prices as authentic Cloven Woven pieces, but they are not, it is done completely by horses, it just is not right. If we do not oblige to the cows, they send us off to the glue factory, where the pay is much lower and the hours are twice as long.”
“Time for an intermission Sampson, what about the puppies?” Guy interjected.
“Yes, they lived here from the time the humans worked the farm, but unfortunately, those sweet little pups turned to the dark side after being raised by the chickens. Now they work under the cows, and are as cruel as horse shoes. Every day they come out here during my protest and snip at my ankles, in fact it is about time for them to be on their way.”
The look on Daisy’s face showed mixed emotions after hearing that her children were given a fowl upbringing, but she needed to see them. Lucky for her, she did not need to wait any longer, out of the barn appeared seven furry little faces each one mean with malice and they rushed towards the horse.
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