A beautiful day at the beach, and a women's professional volleyball tournament ends with the death of Barbara Dahl the tournament favorite. Fortunately, I have a list of suspects:

    --JoAnne Greene, a media personality. JoAnne's female house guests don't approve of me.
    --Erica Mueller, Barbara's opponent in that final match.
    --Diana Purdy, the umpire, very attractive and very married.
    --Sara Newcombe, Erica's partner in the tournament.
     --Dee-Dee Williams, a world-class athlete, one of the few black girls on the professional circuit.
     And there is Marvin the Agent, self-styled head of the "World Volleyball Association," and confounder of "Barbara's Kids."

I fell in love with those kids the moment I saw them, and I fell in love with Barbara, too.