Category: Action/Thriller Publisher: Dee Sanderson
ISBN-10: 0984242007
Pages: 222
Copyright: September 17, 2009
ISBN-13: 9780984242009
This is a fun book or guide chock full of helpful tips and examples with clear step-by-step instructions that will put anyone on the path to finding their very own loser today!
Excerpt
Chapter 9 - How to Keep Them...Loser Maintenance
Now that you have your loser, don't think for one minute that you've got it made. You have now entered the phase I like to call, "Loser Maintenance." As hard as you've worked to get your loser's attention, you'll now have to work twice as hard to keep it. That's the only surefire way to stay on the path to marriage.
First, you must do everything you can to make them as comfortable as possible. This means that if you haven't already, you must help them make the transition from whatever couch or guestroom they were staying in to yours.
Professional Reviews
A winner of a book. Hilarious!
Cell 3116 or: How to marry a Loser is one of the funniest books I've had the pleasure of reading. An entertaining memoir of Dee Sanderson's disastarous relationship leading up to the failure to her marriage to K,(divorce is in the works) the book details all the mistakes she made in supporting a man who just wouldn't grow up.
Throughout the book Sanderson humorously details the dozen "red flags" or "warning signs" women should look out for in their relationships. From the fully stocked fridge to the fully paid cable bill ,the numerous job losses to the numerous excuses and stories that seem like they come from a six year old all the bad behavior to avoid in a man is featured here live and in color. Remember ladies Getting the loser in your house is easy; getting them out is next to impossible. (Sanderson should know, that's how she wound up in cell 3116, trying to throw out said bum.)
This book is so funny it would make a great movie; Sanderson should consider writing a screenplay adapting this material. In some ways it reminded me of the TV show Girlfriends.
Sanderson has a great talent for writing, style is very lighthearted and her story flows from chapter to chapter. I blew through this book in two days. I'm definitely looking forward to more books from her! - Shawn James, Amateur Film Critic
