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AgentProvocateur..
by Amanda J Burchell  Mike Cook 

Something Funny Going On

Category:  Humor
Publisher: AJ Burchell

Pages: 125

Copyright: 
July 2009
ISBN-13: 9780646507392


Why Smoke? Why NOT? Agent Provocateur offers pros & cons on smoking, pollution and over population. Light hearted & funny with anecdotal material - but BEWARE there ARE some disconcerting facts! Well researched with original, colored art by MIKE COOK.

~Agent Provocateur ~ 

the back-lash against the anti-smoking campaign

 

This book has been written from the smoker's point of view... (well we tried to give up!)  But unlike illicit substance users, we had to pay for our own treatment...

That's inspite of the Australian Government making around $5 billion a year from tobacco revenue.

Anyway, we want to know what all the other earth pollutants are going to stop doing - if we give up smoking.

And by the way...

We wonder  about the increased tobacco stick production around the world, inspite of the rabid campaign to prevent smoking!

What's going on?

The question is,  shouldn't we all stop intoxicating the planet?

Yes, Mother Earth is dizzy from all the toxic matter she is having rammed down her throat  - we need to ...  do  something.

Wouldn't  you agree?

 



Excerpt


... The table is set nicely; crisp white table linen including napery and elegant glassware. The expensive crockery won't go unnoticed amidst the candle light, flowers and the aroma of hot, crusty bread rolls...

Entre:

Cigarettes all round for the smokers; use the dinner or bread and butter plate for an ash tray, it all comes out in the wash. A light, crisp white or Champagne should accompany this appetiser...

'Cr-Craughhhh' he coughs, 'Those things will kill you, you know!'

'Yes, just like the fumes from your four wheel drive will kill ME, too Mate!' you reply with menace, partly driven by hunger pangs...



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