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               INT. FINALCUT PRO LAB

               Three classmates: JOHN, JOE, and GREG are working on various
               projects.  Greg is on the far computer working on "Heartwell"
               while John and Joe are working together on another project.
               John pulls out a snack bag from his bookbag.

                                   JOHN
                         Aw yeah!  I got some snacks.

               John opens the bag.

                                   JOHN (CONT'D)
                         Aye, Joe, you want some nuts?

                                   JOE
                         What?

               GREG overhears and frowns.

                                   JOHN
                         Do you want some of these nuts to
                         eat?  There pretty good, yo.  Lots
                         of protein!

               Joe looks over at the bag of nuts.

                                   JOE
                         Hell yeah!  Let me get some of your
                         nuts!

                                   GREG
                             (sotto)
                         Let me get some of your nuts?  What
                         the...?

               Joe grabs a handful of nuts and eats some.

                                   JOE
                         Mmm, these nuts are good.

                                   JOHN
                         Ain't nothing better than eating a
                         big bag of nuts, man.

                                   JOE
                         And these ain't salty either.  Nice
                         and crunchy!

               Greg turns around with a disgusted look on his face.  He gets
               up and walks toward John and Joe.

                                   GREG
                         Man, ya'll nasty as hell, the both
                         of yas.


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