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Category:
Humor
He just can't hold it in
INT. FINAL CUT PRO SUITE - DAY
PROFESSOR MEANASS is teaching the class when someone gets up.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
Where are you going?
STUDENT #1
I'm going to the bathroom.
The student leaves. After a while, the student comes back
and another is leaving.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
Now, where are you going?
STUDENT #2
I have a meeting with Financial
Aid.
Student #2 leaves. Professor Meanass has had enough. He
goes to the door and locks the door.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
No one is to leave this room for
anything.
DAVID is standing up and walking over to the garbage can. He
crumbles up a taco Bell bag and tosses it in the garbage. He
then goes to his seat and sits down David begins fidgeting.
He looks like he has a bad case of gas, damn Taco Bell.
David gets up and tries to go to the door.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
Get back to your seat! You cannot
leave!
DAVID
But...but...
PROFESSOER MEANASS
No buts, back to your seat, now!
David goes back to his seat defeated. He starts to fidget
even more. LAURA, sitting next to David starts to smell
something. She looks over at David and skins up her nose.
She then moves her chair over. Student #1, sitting on the
other side, moves his chair over as well. The fumes reach
Professor Meanass and he skins up his nose and continues to
teach.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
When you edit the Anatole video,
you have to show the ship
stinking...I mean sinking.
Other students in the class pick up on the fumes and everyone
starts to move away from David. David looks around and seems
to be visually apologizing to everyone. Professor Meanass
continues.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
You see the fart...art of editing
is to have enough coverage to edit.
Professor Meanass has had enough, he goes over to the door
and unlocks it.
PROFESSOER MEANASS
If you have to go, GO!
Everyone leaves the room, doing the doodoo dance, and farting
on their way out.
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