Why do you read a book? -> To be entertained and enlightened. This book maximizes both. In one succinct, very affordable volume you get the best jokes and riddles of all time and the best possible advice on those things that are most important to everyone: becoming wealthy, getting along with people, finding and keeping the love of your life, being happy with what you have. It also provides a list of books that a person should read, a survival kit for everyday life, great reasons to own a computer, money saving strategies, and an excellent collection of affirmations, aphorisms and rebuses. Don’t know what an aphorism or rebus is? Get the book!
Excerpt
A three-legged dog limps into a saloon in the Old West. He goes up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
