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Category:
Drama
Publisher: Chupa Cabra House
ISBN-10: B00IY2YQWE
Type: Fiction
Pages: 35
Copyright: March, 2014
Price: $0.99 (eBook)
Sex, scandal, silicone, & a mythical creature that preys on the lonely. Real Housewives... Meet the Chupacabra.
The rich and beautiful have taken over the small town of Brawley, forcing out the many generations of good-natured, wholesome townspeople. These new artificial inhabitants seem to have it all--they better hope they do--because something stayed behind, and it likes to prey on the lonely.
Excerpt
It was 11:30 a.m. on a Tuesday. The sun was beaming down. Janelle and friends were sitting out front of a new overpriced yet bland yet popular café off of Main Street.
“This place makes the best martinis,” Janelle says as she sips from her reddish-colored whatever-it-is drink, which is a total lie.
“Yeah, they do.” Gabriella is sipping sensuously from a cucumber-infused Mexican Martini. She’s also lying. Gabriella is the only one from the group with dark hair. Besides a little Botox, spray-tanning, lip injections, she’s the most natural of the ladies. She’s also the youngest of the group, and because of this, the most envied.
“So can you believe that about Catherine? I knew there was something weird about them,” Hillary, the final piece of artificial flesh at the table says. What she is referring to is the rumor that she herself propagated about her used-to-be best friend Catherine and her husband being swingers. It all started at the tail end of a party. Hillary had just finished snorting a line of excellent cocaine. Her breath reeked of vodka and cranberry. She leaves the vanity and spots Catherine’s husband—Jake—in the kitchen alone. She approaches and makes her move, delicately fingering the back of his neck up through his hair. He turns and she grabs his hands and places them on her silicone-stuffed tits.
“What are you doing?” he asks, startled, upset. He forcefully removes his hands and briskly walks from her.
The room starts to spin around Hillary as all of the cocktails start to catch up with her.
The next day, Hillary says that she heard that Catherine and Jake had aggressively approached friends of hers at the party and pressured them into an orgy.
“It’s just . . .” Hillary looks off. “Disgusting.” She shakes her head. Neither of the other two girls says anything.
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