26 action filled chapters (A-Z) inspired by actual events when two roommates had enough of another roommate and heckled him all year.
If you are one of the unfortunate people to ever be burdened with a crappy roommate but didn't know what to do with him or her then this book is for you. I have taken the time to showcase 26 different method that I personally used to combat a crappy roommate that I had. This book was written using the A to Z format, so every chapter, which corresponds to a unique method that was used to fight off an evil roommate, also corresponds to a different letter of the alphabet. In this book you will be exposed to fights, hookers, queers, alarms, booze, confetti, dumps, message boards, lame jobs, ketchup, ice shits, yarn, trash heaps, meat, pubic hair, the ocean, loud music, a framing, glue, hollerin', and a whole slew of other shenanigans. You cannot go wrong with this book. If you have a crappy roommate and don't know what to do with him or here this this is the book for you.
Excerpt
I rolled down the window, and motioned for Gay-D to do the same. Luckily he did, but it was just so that he could yell at me.
“What the Hell,” he screamed. “I thought Mc said he lost his keys. You guys are so full of it.”
“He did lose them, but then he found them in his pocket,” I said. I didn’t even give him time to respond though, because I took the dead jellyfish out of the McDonald’s bag and said, “We got a present for you though Gay-D.” Just as Gay-D got one of those ‘oh shit’ looks on his face as if he knew something bad was about to happen to him I threw the jellyfish right in his face again. It didn’t hit him as good this time because the force of the wind from driving blew it back a little, but nevertheless, for the second time in an hour, Gay-D had jellyfish in his face. The cabbie looked back and was cursing at Gay-D for having a dead jellyfish ion his car, but Gay-D wasn’t paying any attention to him.
As Mc and I were erupting with laughter, I looked back over at Gay-D just in time to hear him yell, “I HATE YOU TWO MUTHA FUCKAS.”
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