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Yard Dog Press
Category:
Horror
Publisher: Yard Dog Press
ISBN-10: 1893687163
Type: Fiction
Pages: 210
Copyright: Apr 22 2001
Buy it direct from me! See below... You'll laugh, you'll cry -- it'll be better than "Cats"!! Buy this book now!! Includes William D. Gagliani's depraved little fable, "Kiss a Bubba Good Mornin'" and many others. It's an apocalyptic romp through
the south, as Bubbas and Yuppies go head to head, hand to hand, over the spoils of civilization! Yuck! Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek as
you enjoy this "Dawn of the Dead Meets Wall Street" satire by way of Bubba culture.
It's Bubbas vs Yuppies in a zombie-filled post-holocaust world...
After the Yuppie disease hit and turned normal folks into flesh-eating
zombie Yups, the new world order started with a redneck bang! When Jimmy
Bob finds himself surrounded by Yups, he lets his shotgun do the
talkin'. Oh, but what happens if his woman's one of THEM? Now
what? Well, read it and find out...
Cock that shotgun, light up the charcoal, line up the cooler, and watch for
Armani-wearing zombies... Lock and load, dude!
BUY IT FROM ME: tarkusp.execpc.com. IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT So kick back, grab a beer, fire up the grill, hunker down, and enjoy the ride. Eighteen of Sci-fi and Horror’s most inventive and -- dare we say demented -- minds have come together to
compose a vision of the future which will scare the “bejesus” out of most “normal” folk. “Listen up! The world as we know it is going to end, just as you thought -- only not for the reasons you predicted. It’s not the meek
who’re going to inherit the earth, or the rich, or the famous, or the well-prepared. No, the folks who survive the end of civilization are those who never needed it much anyway and for reasons... well, you’re not likely to
guess why, but I promise you, once you’ve read Bubbas of the Apocalypse, you’re going to have a whole new perspective on the real mainstays of South’m cuisine: Twinkies, Spam, and rot-gut red sauce. With stories by: Bill Allen,
Garrett Peck, Robert Brown, Mark Shepherd, Ed Cain, Selina Rosen, Gary Jonas, Laura Underwood, James Dorr, Mark Fewell, Everett Bell, Rob Gates, Lee Martindale, Bradley Sinor, William D. Gagliani, Keith Berdak, and poetry by Ajax.
In these difficult times, a little dark humor may help get you through ... though it probably helps if you're a bit twisted to begin with. By the way, there are a couple great reader reviews at Amazon.com. So come on, check it out!
Excerpt
"Sure as hell, we still tell our children the tale of Jimmy Bob Ballenchaneaux, who lived in the dawn of what came to be known round these parts as the Yuppease, or the 'Beamer Disease.' That's what some dork TV talking head referred to it as just before his eyes glazed over like the bottom of a Red White and Blue beer bottle and then he up and became one of 'em."
-From "Kiss a Bubba Good Mornin'" by William D. Gagliani (Hey, Bubba: look for further adventures of Jimmy Bob in upcoming stories!)
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