Kindle Edition Amazon Amazon Category:  Women Publisher: Lightscapes Publishing ISBN-10:  0982169027 Pages: 162 Copyright: May 15, 2018 ISBN-13: 9780982169025 Price: $1.99 (eBook) The story of 40-year-old Trish sparkles with wit and originality as she grapples with searching for success in Hollywood. This fun, quirky read will be relished by anyone looking to realize a long-held dream or remember the power of love. "5 Stars!" ~The Wishing Shelf & Readers’ Favorite Quirky, heart-opening, funny, poignant, up, down, and everywhere in between—that’s life and that’s Life in the Hollywood Lane. Trish, an LA actor, is bereft with guilt after her best friend commits suicide. Glamorous yet tough-as-nails Hollywood is Trish’s backdrop and a reflection of her life as she stumbles on through an actor’s life of casting calls and premieres, rejection and acceptance. Slowly Trish releases the idea of how her life should be and embraces the messy, flawed, yet stunningly beautiful truth of how it is. Trish’s humorous resilience and acceptance lead to transformation, surrender, and ultimately love. Author Ann Crawford’s trademark optimism for life and love shine through in this inspiring story that reminds us all that no matter what the question, love is always the answer. Life in the Hollywood Lane is chockablock with LOL and aha moments. Also, know any folks who’ve been chasing a long-held dream? Do them a favor and gift them this book! Excerpt Act 1, Scene 1—Intro Ever have one of those lifetimes? Yeah, me, too. This has definitely been one of ’em. Ohhhhhhhh! (Add to that a shaking of the head and, oh, sure, even a stomping of the feet for good measure.) Wasn’t there supposed to be something in particular I was supposed to be doing this particular day, this particular week, this particular month, this particular year, this particular life? Whatever it was, I’d lost track of it. I’d lost track of it, kind of…that is, until she died. Then everything stopped swirling and settled at the bottom of the snowglobe that was my life. Slowly, over a year or so, it all became crystal clear. Hi. Can we talk? Actually, can I just babble to you? That’s kind of what I do, babble and ramble—but it’s a good kind of babbling and rambling, I promise. Thanks. My name is Trish. I’m lucky enough to call myself an actor and actually be able to name some big movies when new introductions inevitably ask, “Would I have seen you in anything?” My BFF—the bestest of bestest friends in the history of bestest, practically my sister—killed herself. I didn’t write this as a downer, though…in fact, quite the opposite. Hollywood is one of the toughest towns to be successful in. It’s crazy here. But, then, so am I. This wild place and I are a great match, then. In addition to telling you a story, I want to share what life is like here—the good, the bad, the fun, the not-so-pretty. It’s more of a dramedy, a look at how lovably wacky we humans are. When I was thinking about what to call my little tale here, I thought of The Valley of the Happy People—Not! But I didn’t want to have a big, fat negative on the cover that literally represents my life. A screenwriting professor once told the class I attended, “You can’t have a story called The Valley of the Happy People. No one would watch a movie where all the characters get along and are oh-so-happy-and-perfect. A story is drama, and drama needs conflict to show contrast. Characters need to grow—they have to start out one way, go through the hero’s journey, and come out transformed.” In other words, screenplays are just like this life we have here. Well, hopefully….as in hopefully we come out transformed. Unless we die first. But then that’s transformation, too. I guess we can’t get it wrong, really. (I’m not talking to murderers and rapists, etc. here—they get it wrong.) Backstory Every movie has a backstory, as they call it in “the industry”—as if there’s only one industry. They call LA “the coast,” too, as if there’s only one coast. Interesting. Anyway, here’s the backstory for my particular movie, my life.

Readers' Favorite
5 Stars! Life in the Hollywood Lane is a contemporary fiction novel written by Ann Crawford. Trish had grown up seeing herself as an ugly duckling, something she referred to as "fugly". First, there was her crazy red hair that redefined the term "naturally curly", and not, as Trish saw it, in a good way. Then there were the freckles that seemed to proliferate madly all over her body. She learned to avoid exposure to the sun to keep them under control, which did end up giving her gorgeous, unspoiled skin, but she just didn't understand why other redheads had managed to evade whatever gene had predisposed her to freckling and blessed her with so many of them. As she got older, however, she learned about flat-irons and found ways to make her hair behave, and with the skillful application of makeup, she actually looked and felt pretty good about herself, gorgeous even.
Her transformation led her to think of Hollywood, and the bright lights, palm trees and sunny skies of Los Angeles. And everything did change as she stepped off the plane. All the pain she still held from losing her little brother to a fatal condition and a life she considered mediocre at best dissipated as she beheld her new hometown and the infinite possibilities it held for her. She soon met Cyndi at an audition. Like her, Cyndi had red hair, and they were nearly the same age. Cyndi was everything that Trish would like to be: her hair was blissfully straight and flowing -- she had no freckles. People seemed to swoon when Cyn walked into a room. They quickly became besties and then roomies, living in a perfect little "hobbit house" surrounded by trees and gentle hills. Cyn and Trish went to parties together, had their acting jobs and became moderately successful in Hollywood. But as forty approached, Cyn grew ever more despondent and even gloomy. She wasn't at all impressed with her life and definitely not with facing forty. Then she didn't. When does one come of age? Is it when moving up from middle to high school, or making the first step in deciding a career? And does one only come of age once in a lifetime, or is it a continual process?
In Life in the Hollywood Lane, Ann Crawford's actor-hero, Trish, sees her life in the "village of happy people" suddenly ripped out from under her when her friend of twenty plus years commits suicide. After being part of a closely knit BFF team her entire adult life, Trish is cast adrift, grief competing with guilt as she wondered if she could have said or done something to have kept her friend alive. This perceptive, wise and funny tale follows Trish as she finally reaches out and explores the world without her sidekick, and begins to understand her place in the scheme of things. Sound like a coming of age tale to you? It did to me, and it's a marvelous one. While this novel is categorized as chick lit, the themes of recovery from grief, self-knowledge and courage resonated with me quite strongly. Trish's story is compelling and universal in so many ways. Life in the Hollywood Lane is most highly recommended.
~Reviewed by Jack Magnus for Readers' Favorite

The Wishing Shelf
5 Stars! A lightly-written and often fascinating insight into the crazy world of Hollywood. ~The Wishing Shelf
So, I settled down on a Sunday evening with Life in the Hollywood Lane on my iPad. Now, I want you to know I'm a Brit, and if I were to ever go on Master Mind, Hollywood would not be my chosen subject. But I'm open-minded and, most importantly, I do enjoy books which show me the many different ways of living life. And, in a nutshell, this is what this novel is all about.
Trish, the hero - sort of - is a Hollywood actor (actress) and, basically, the story offers the reader a very interesting, and often very funny, insight into her world. And the subjects that she covers are far-ranging, from the Americans tendency to start every sentence with "so," to Hollywood traffic to the colour orange. Yes, orange! It is a bit of a ramble. But, I must say, I thought it was all rather enthralling.
You see, this author is a very clever lady. Anybody can put together a travel book. There must be hundreds, if not thousands of books on Hollywood which will tell you where to visit, the best hotels, etc. etc. But, although well-written and accurate, they are also very bland. Trust me when I tell you, this book is not that. If you want to enjoy a very vivid expose of life in this "crazy" part of the world, from how to dress when meeting a film director to how Peg Entwistle, a young actress, jumped to her death from the Hollywood sign in 1932, this book is for you.
I always try to suggest who I think will most enjoy a book. Well, I must say, with this novel it is going to be a very long list. Interested in film, this is for you; enjoy a good laugh, this book is for you. Will women enjoy it the most? Probably. I think, in many ways, this book reminds me of Bridget Jones. A complicated, slightly messed-up hero trying to make sense of a complicated, slightly messed-up world.
Enjoy!

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